Maid of Honor
The bride’s best friend and daughter. Loves gaming, watching B horror films, and her demon kitty, Sinclair. Famous quote, “Wait, wut?” Newest Wildcat at K-STATE- family forever!
Best Man
One of the groom’s oldest and most trusted friends, brother from another mother. Loves working on houses and watching chick flicks with his life size blow up doll of Obama- family forever!
Matron of Honor
Sister and best friend of the bride. Otherwise known as “The Commandant”. Animal lover and advocate, parent of two Mensa bound teens and a rescue schnoodle named Rod Stewart- family forever!.
Best Man
Longtime friend of the groom. Another brother from another mother. Loves his dogs, family, friends, and money. Barber by day, entrepreneur by night- family forever!
Junior Bridesmaid
Sweet and adorable niece of the groom. Loved so much by the groom and bride. Hobbies include going on adventures with her aunt and uncle and going on scary nighttime walks- family forever!
Best Man
Nephew of the groom, loved by both the groom and bride. Can do just about anything, loves riding his motorcycle, long walks on the beach, and his little dog Clyde. In his down time, he like to trick unsuspecting young woman into thinking he’s Eric Hosmer- family forever!
Officiant
Sister wife to the bride and groom. Highly inappropriate at times. Loves taking care of her friends, organizing things, being vegan, leather bound books, cross fit, and men. In her down time she likes to meditate, do yoga, and feed hungry children across the world- family forever!
Security
Adopted man child of the bride and groom. Mysterious, dark, brooding, wealthy socialite who often goes by the name “Not So Money Maker Mike”. His wealth has been amassed by creating weapons of BAT destruction. Hobbies include hanging out in dark, cave-like dens, wearing tights, and spending time with his friend Robin- family forever.
Bridesmaid
Beautiful girl who is the bride’s right hand dog. Scared of just about everything. Favorite things to do are snuggle with Mom and Dad and shed everywhere- family forever!
Best Woman
Prettiest blue eyes you’ve ever seen! Kind and loyal companion of the groom (and now the bride). Hobbies include scavenging for food, eating toilet paper, and playing with her sister Clementine. Has four legs and a big heart- family forever!
Bridesmaid
Sister to the groom, bonus sister to the bride. Sweet and kind, an avid reader. Always ready to have fun. The keeper of Mio to spruce up vodka and water- family forever!
Bridesmaid
Sister in law of the groom and soon to be sister of the bride! Mom to two amazing kids! Seamstress of the family- specializing in awe inspiring quilts. Family forever!
Best Man
Brother of the groom. Collector of bikes and connoisseur of the finer things in life such as beer and bourbon (in small amounts only). Likes fast cars and hanging out with his kids! Taught the groom how to stand up for himself and all about 80’s and 90’s hair bands! Family forever!