Bride
"Pretty cool cat, if I say so myself"
Groom
Yeap...I like this one
Maid of Honor
One of my top potatoes in our little potato farm, where we all reside.
Best Man
The life and times of this strange man start with the fact that we share a maternal unit.
Bridesmaid
Those who say no to tomatoes together, stay together.
Groomsman
The man. The myth. The hooligan.
Bridesmaid
Who said that randomly sitting at someone's desk until they like you doesn't work?
Groomsman
An enigma. I didn't meet him until weeks after I met him. And, I'm glad I did.
Bridesman
No stronger bond than the love for Britney.
Groomsman
He has taught me about life's great mysteries such as golf, guns, and imaginary weaponry.
Bridesman
An exotic penguin known for his care of others and dapper clothing choices.
Groomsman
Bryan Berry, known to many as the "Beege". Known for hats and dance.
Parents of the bride
They constantly debate on which of them actually gave birth to me.
Mother of the Groom
The maternal unit and her arm candy.
Honorary Flower Girl
She was supposed to be the flower girl, but she isn't allowed at the venue.
Father of the Groom
"Here ye here ye, gun show in session"