Maid of Honor
She gave me a friendship bracelet in 5th grade because our "mom's were best friends, so we should be best friends," and we've been that ever since.
Best Man
Total teddy bear of a guy. Unless you fish in his trout stream. Then run.
Bridesmaid
The only thing we disagree on is the correct color a tractor should be...
Groomsman
Knew him through football, #gimpysquad. He fits right in with the guys and can sure turn up with the girls when the right white girl song is on.
Bridesmaid
Cousin by chance, sister by choice. I know where the bride gets her crazy streak from..
Groomsman
Older brother to the groom. He's known him a while, so figured he could sit with us.
Bridesmaid
Little sister to the bride. Almost set the house on fire because the bride didn't tell her to add water to her ramen.. Don't worry, she's not the one cooking.
Groomsman
Little brother to the groom. Only here so mom didn't get mad..
Bridesmaid
Played football DAILY with the bride at recess from 5th-8th grade. She kicked the brides brand new football onto the school roof the second day she had it. Can't leave a girl like that behind!
Groomsman
Smallest guy in the lineup, biggest personality. Just be grateful he showed up, he didn't want to take the day off.
Bridesmaid
Best friends with the bride for as long as they could remember. Couldn't have a wedding without the girl who taught her to pop a squat.
Bridesmaid
She bullied the bride when she was younger, but that's what sisters do! Always has a little sass to bring to the function.
Bridesmaid
Older sister to the bride. The bride did in fact steal her clothes, but she also stole the brides. Win, win?
Flower Girl
The cutest girl in the lineup. But don't let looks fool you. She'll have five cupcakes down before the reception starts.
Ring Bearer
Little man, big heart. Quite literally the real reason the groom is marrying the bride. He's still a cowboys fan like auntie, though.
Officiant
An extra older sister to the bride. Never a dull moment with this one. That's because we don't let her have sharp items..