Wedding Party
Mike
Groomsman
This handsome man is 5'7" but his heart is over 6 foot. Enjoys long walks in the ghetto, and spends his leisure time fist fighting prison inmates.
Sylvia
Matron of Honor
This 5 foot shot of whiskey is always up for a good time. She celebrates friendship and shops with a fist. She does not believe in violence.
Johnny
Groomsman
A gender confused male, who's finally okay with being straight. Both Italian and white and has a love for all things Mexican.
Veronica
Bridesmaid
This ones got the legs to knock down your credit score. Happily married but was once angrily single. This 6 ft tall angel has a heart of gold.
Jeremiah
Groomsman
This tall drink of water is as handsome as he is deadly, this man will never say no to a good time or deny any loose ethics. He is a proud Catholic.
Gloria
Bridesmaid
This beauty’s got the glue gun skills to put Pinterest out of business. Loud in the craft aisle and louder on the dance floor. She’s 5’2” but don’t let the height fool you—her sass comes in economy size with premium impact.
Dick
Groomsman
The most handsome man in this lineup, he has turned down all advances from Asian women, black women, Italian women, Lebanese women, black men, 3 goats and 1 turtle. This man will make your dreams come true.
Nicole
Bridesmaid
This hottie’s gonna get hit on by everyone, even the groom!
James
Groomsman
An intense man, a fierce man, a cuddling man. James will treat you to breakfast in bed in the morning, and go 12 rounds with a moose if needed. Look this man in the eyes when you shake his hand.
Dot
Bridesmaid
This hot mama brings the party and the piercings! Covered in ink and fueled by fun, she will never say no to a good time.
Patrick
Groomsman
This sexual side view will steal your heart, and will allow you to pick the movie. Prefers to be the little spoon. Not only a construction worker for the city, but constructing his way into your heart.
Liz
Bridesmaid
A foxy school teacher who always wanting to be swept off her feet. She has a beautiful heart and a sinners laugh. This free range pony is wild and never ready to be tied down. She's been married for 20 years
Sophia Prieto
Flower Girl
This 3 foot tall demon will make you believe that all hell walks on earth in a form of a child. She puts the sour in sour patch kids and she puts the sweet in sweet Jesus. Give her a dollar and she'll leave you alone.
Mia Prieto
Flower Girl
This brainiac will have her nose in a book in the morning and then audit you by the afternoon. She will find discrepancies. She is sharp as a tack, and has a weakness for Dr. Pepper, do not give her any sensitive information.
Jeff Duncan
Officiant
Elected 3 times by the Vatican but turned them all down to pursue a career as a veterinarian but does not like animals or people.