Best Man
Nearly 20 years ago Steve’s sister Dawn told him, “You have to meet James, he’s funny and you’re gonna love him.” Steve took that as a threat and replied, “Stand back while I joke this idiot straight out of Funnytown.” And so was born a romance for the ages.
Best Woman
A lot like James, but much prettier. She's my partner in mud runs, escape rooms, concerts, and cocktails, and the only person I can bear to shop with. I’m grateful she’ll be by my side on the day I marry James.
Best Man (Emeritus)
My brother, and not just because he's married to Tera. Emeritus because he's the best man anytime he walks into a room.
Bridesmaid
I'm proud to call this sweet, young woman my daughter. I can't wait to see what exciting adventures she has as she starts college this year. Oh, the places she'll go! I'm so grateful to have her by my side.
Groomsman
We moved to Bristol when I was in 7th grade. I had a thick accent, a bowl haircut, and an old pair of fake Adidas (they had FOUR stripes). Despite that, one kid from “the in crowd” was the first to be my friend. Eventually, I lost the accent, bought some name brand shoes, and had FABULOUS hair, but I never forgot how much Joe’s friendship meant to that awkward kid from Mississippi.
Mother of the Bride
She's the best mom a kid could hope for. But let's be honest, I was a great kid and made her job easy. Thanks for putting up with me on those rare occasions I was hard to handle. Love you, Mom
Groomsman
Eddie is one of the smartest & most entertaining people I know, and his rage-filled, self-deprecating storytelling is world-class. Sure, we used to shower together, but fond memories aside, what really matters is that we are still friends some 35 years later, and he’s standing with me on this very special day.
Stepfather of the Bride
The first time I met Paul was when he drove 30 miles to Michigan State to fix my crappy car. That was 24 years ago and he's still that same guy today. Always there to help whenever anyone needs it. You're the best stepdad and Papa, and we love you so much. Thanks for standing with me on this special day.
Groomsman
It’s good that Rob’s been a Wisconsin farmer, a United States Marine, and a Mexican stripper because he’s gonna need all those skills for his latest gig as a groomsman in the Hammond - Sizemore wedding. Shrek & Donkey ride again!
Bridesmaid
I can always count on Crystel to have my back and tell it like it is. And we can box out a spot in the front row with the best of them! I am honored to have this fun, sassy lady in my life, and now, in my wedding, too.
Officiant
My business partner and friend, Deputy Chief and Lord John Denvir, aka Big Lou. We're in for a treat on Wedding Day, because this fella only has 3 skills: makin’ love, fixin’ small triangle-shaped tuna sammiches, and officiating weddings — so buckle up, ‘cause we’re all out of tuna!