Josh was starting residency and Tom was in his first year of graduate school. Though loath to leave the comfort of his room, Tom was coerced into a night out by a visiting friend. As luck would have it, Josh was visiting the city to celebrate his birthday with his friend Peter. Their respective nights brought them to an esteemed San Francisco establishment — Beaux. This was the only bar Tom knew of by name at the time, and Josh's reasons were, as always, inscrutable. And so they met. This chance encounter lead to a date. And then to another. And then to Tom calling his mom to tell her he met a nice Jewish doctor. And then Tom adding Josh to the family group chat. And then another date. So things progressed: Tom and Josh moved in together, they adopted a dog, and Tom's mom started referring to Josh as her son-in-law. Eventually Tom and Josh decided to make things easier for her by making it official. Which brings us here. To you. Staring at your computer screen, wondering how on Earth we will ever repay you for time wasted reading this long-winded, verbose, loquacious, drawn out, wordy paragraph. Easy! Come celebrate — drinks are on us! We hope you can make it!