Nicole & Patrick
Wedding Party
Serena Hanson
Matron of Honor
Serena has been Nicole's best friend since high school and following Nicole's performance as maid of honor at Serena's wedding in 2018, has agreed to become the official "Head Thoma Wrangler" for this wedding. This move was necessary to avoid further bad dancing and excessive beer consumption from the bride. Serena will be bringing the incredible patience she has somehow acquired after years of friendship to her position with the Thoma Wrangling Team!
Katelyn Zarem
Bridesmaid
Katelyn Zarem is being designated as the instigator of this wedding, so if you are displeased with the match she made please feel free to leave an anonymous complaint below. Katelyn set Nicole and Patrick up on their first date after repeating, "You need to meet my friend Patrick" 47.6 times. Katelyn is a hilarious and charming individual who will do the worm on the dance floor when requested during the wedding reception. Please remember to ask her to do this.
Melissa Taylor
Bridesmaid
Melissa Taylor will be joining the Thoma Wrangling Team as the official design coordinator/decision-maker/Nicole shusher of the day. Melissa has made over 300 choices for Patrick and Nicole since they began planning their wedding in August 2019, with 295 of those choices actively ignored by Nicole. Melissa's strong will and job experience at the Animal Humane Society make her well suited to her role in the team. If Nicole is not trying to hide, people are matching, and there is a color scheme, make sure you thank Melissa.
Jaclyn Thoma
Bridesmaid
Jaclyn is Nicole's sister who will be traveling from her current residence in Spain for the wedding next fall! Make sure to offer her a sweater and ask her to say the word, "Spain" when you see her to determine if she has an accent yet. Jaclyn has saved already Nicole from several fashion mistakes during the engagement photo session and determined what a centerpiece is for the Thoma Wrangling Team.
Emily Lee
Bridesmaid
Emily is Nicole's cousin and will be joining the Thoma wrangling team as the "Youth Coordinator", making sure our old a$#es can keep up and party like it's 1999 (or 2000 in Emily's case)! Emily will be bringing her many skills to the job, including her killer dance moves, hilarious sarcasm, and fantastic knowledge of Instagram. Hopefully, with Emily's help on the Thoma wrangling team, the group will successfully take more than 1 half-decent photo AND stay up past 9 pm!
Aaron Larkin
Best Man
Patrick has made the decision to play dungeons and dragons instead of writing his wedding party biographies. Patrick maintained that he stands by his decision and in an interview with the bride added, "No one will read the bios anyway".
Jonathan Au
Groomsman
Patrick has made the decision to play dungeons and dragons instead of writing his wedding party biographies. Patrick maintained that he stands by his decision and in an interview with the bride added, "No one will read the bios anyway".
Tommy Lindeman
Groomsman
Patrick has made the decision to play dungeons and dragons instead of writing his wedding party biographies. Patrick maintained that he stands by his decision and in an interview with the bride added, "No one will read the bios anyway".
Adam Lefevre
Groomsman
Patrick has made the decision to play dungeons and dragons instead of writing his wedding party biographies. Patrick maintained that he stands by his decision and in an interview with the bride added, "No one will read the bios anyway".
Ryley Ruzek
Groomsman
Patrick has made the decision to play dungeons and dragons instead of writing his wedding party biographies. Patrick maintained that he stands by his decision and in an interview with the bride added, "No one will read the bios anyway".