Richard & Miranda
Wedding Party
Molly Brooks
Maid of Honor
Sister of the Bride. Known as the “big” little sister, former football player, and Miranda’s personal bodyguard since 1991. Molly and Miranda lovingly refer to each other as “Mana” short for “Hermana” and delightfully bring out the weird in each other. They are two peas in a very lopsided pod and Molly would be Miranda’s first call to hide a body, mostly because she would need someone to haul it to the ditch (the idea would likely be Nikki’s). Bonded through their late cat moomoo’s special cat language, the ladies have been in exactly one physical fight, which Miranda won. Miranda’s literal “biggest fan” resides in Raleigh, North Carolina and enjoys gardening, kayaking, and eating chips.
Danny Gomez
Best Man
Double Trouble. Richie's Twin Brother. Currently complaining that he has to write something.