Michelle & Daniel
Wedding Party
Jada
Maid of Honor
Known for speaking exclusively in Disney, Harry Potter and F.R.I.E.N.D.S quotes. Abandons drinks so Michelle can finish them for her. Michelle used to make her walk home from the bars in the snow and she STILL stuck around. The better half of Yosh, also in this crazy group of kids.
Smallz
Maid of Honor
Smallz to Michelle's Biggie. World traveler, tattoo collector, drinks whiskey like a boss.
Schmutz
Bridesmaid
Roomie during the best year of undergrad that no one should talk about. She's seen some shit. Give her a drink. All the way from New Hampshire....Schmutz!!
Megan
Bridesmaid
Bringing zen, healthy life choices and the most adorable style you've ever seen to the group. She's the only TEN-I-SEE, Megan!
Charlotte
Bridesmaid
Loves her blonde, well behaved man. He's got no balls but is great at cuddles, kisses and fetch. His name is Rango and they like to go on long wine walks in the summer. Helps the world be a better place by helping kiddos.
Ben
Best Man
AKA Stages ( lets hope for a stage 3 or less on the wedding day though). Introduced Dan to his first 45lb lifting plate back in college. Blessed.
Carl
Best Man
CARL! AKA "The White Ninja" The legend that started it all! Most directly responsible for Dan's love obsession with all things Star Wars. Is the holder of the greatest laugh to have ever been heard. Is also highly likely to drop some mad dance skills under the influence of several long island ice teas. You're welcome for the show in advance.
Eric Smith
Best Man
Handsome man of mystery. Google his name and half the people on the planet come up in the search engine. He enjoys long, deep conversations and falling off his friends' brand new motorcycles. He's well respected for his love affair with CSU.... the greatest university "in ALL ZE WORLD."
Jeff
Best Man
Known Dan since he was a wee little lad! The bromance runs deep with mutual love of the Broncos, outdoorsy things, nerdy stuff, and more nerdy stuff.
Joshua
Best Man
AKA "Yosh." Firebeard pirate of the snow industry. Titan of the snowcat. Lavish prized love of the Arizona outback... yea he's rad and stuff. He knows a lot about trees.
Kieran
Best Man
The smile that melts all hearts... I mean seriously, we might have to set him up with a smile booth at the wedding so people can get the full effect. It's like drugs. Holds citizenship in 3 countries... I'm convinced he's some kind of a spy. Not quite a 007... probably more of a "Dont mess with the Zohan" kind of an agent. But badass none the less.
Luke
Best Man
Hawt damn! he must play basketball coming in at a respectable 9ft tall! ... or somewhere close to that. Spoiler alert, he does not even know how to hold a basketball, but be sure to ask him if he plays :) Fun fact, in his Marine Corps days, he could often be seen with a hobbit version of a marine close by his side (AKA Dan). Please clear the landing strip of the dance floor when the music kicks in as there's a 90% probability of him gracing us all with a power slide in to kick things off.
British Luke
Officiant
He's a bloody red coat. Accent and all. However we love him, so we shall refrain from throwing our tea into the San Diego bay during the wedding. If you're lucky enough, he may let you brush your hands through his million dollar head of hair.