Bride
Groom
Maid of Honor
My maid of honor, my ride-or-die, and the friend who has survived 24 years of my nonsense. She’s the definition of loyalty AND a certified bad influence. If something questionable happens at the wedding, just know she encouraged it and probably ordered shots about it.
Bridesmaid
Gabby is the reason I haven’t been to jail — but also the #1 person who could absolutely land me IN jail, depending on the day. She’s hilarious, unhinged in the best way, and has that dangerous combination of confidence + terrible ideas that keeps life interesting. If the police show up at the wedding, just know: she started it, and I encouraged it.
Bridesmaid
The girlfriend of Nate’s best man, but honestly she’s been absorbed into my friend group like a stray we accidentally fed once. I’ve known her since she was tiny, and now she’s grown up and bullying me into buying things I absolutely don’t need. She’s cute, she’s fun, and she’s the reason I have 12 packages on the way at all times.
Bridesmaid
Level-headed, sweet, and the calm voice of reason… until she’s not, and then she’s matching our chaos energy with zero hesitation. She keeps us grounded AND unhinged. We love a versatile queen.
Bridesmaid
The mastermind behind every chaotic idea. If you ever hear, “Okay, but what if we hid the husbands…?” Yeah. That was her. Unmatched energy, always down for a scheme
Bridesmaid
Electra is my cousin, my built-in best friend, and the definition of a plot twist. She used to be WILD — like genuinely “I could write a whole Netflix series about her” wild — and now she’s the one giving everyone grown-up advice with two adorable boys and a whole new personality. She’s our unlikely voice of reason, but don’t get it twisted: the chaos is still in there, she’s just domesticated now.
Bridesmaid
My future sister-in-law and the life of the party. She’s a professional bad influence AND a big money spender — like, she’ll convince you to buy something you didn’t even know existed. We adore her and fear her.
Best Man
Brock is always unhinged. He’s the king of bad ideas, lives off adrenaline, and will 100% be the reason someone leaves the wedding with a story they cannot tell their employer. But he’s also the best uncle to Axton — chaotic, but wholesome. Basically: human Red Bull.
Groomsman
Drives a Jeep Grand Cherokee like he’s a suburban mom late for ballet practice, and honestly? He commits to the aesthetic and we respect it.
Groomsman
RJ is the resident girl dad, which means he’s both emotionally evolved and exhausted. He’s older, experienced, and gives advice that is either life-changing or absolutely terrible — there is no in-between. A father figure… but like, the chaotic uncle version.
Groomsman
Big money energy. He stays iced out with gold chains like he’s starring in his own music video, but draws the financial line at paying for dinner. He’s classy, bougie, and fiscally responsible in the most annoying way possible.
Groomsman
Chad is the dedicated drunk of the group — every friend group has one, and this one is ours. He’ll be drunk before dinner, vibing with everyone, living his best life, and refusing to admit he’s slurring. We adore him exactly the way he is.
Groomsman
The youngin. The follower. The “I’m fine” guy who absolutely is NOT fine. He is guaranteed to puke in the bushes and then fall asleep peacefully right next to his own mess like a woodland creature. He’s my little brother, and honestly, this is his villain origin story.
Groomsman
Gauge is hood enough to survive Flint, but country enough to change a tire in the dark with a pocketknife. He walks the perfect line between “I’ll knock someone out” and “let’s go shoot guns behind the barn.” We love him. We also fear him. Both are valid.
Groomsman
Les is a full-time Floridian, meaning he’s built for chaos, humidity, and doing dumb shit with confidence. He’s known Nate since they were kids, which means he has YEARS of blackmail material but somehow never uses it.
Mother of the Bride
Father of the Bride
Mother of the Groom
Father of the Groom
Flower Girl
Flower Girl
Flower Girl
Ring Bearer