Milana & Jimi
Wedding Party
Jimi
Groom
VIP, the best there is, the boy wonder. Whatta man, Whatta man, Whatta man, What a mighty good man. Now everyone clap for Jimi
Milana
Bride
Known for her elaborate story-telling, pierogis made from slave labor, and charming personality. She is the woman in white... Will she cry about Marcel the Shell Tonight? Probably Yes... Will she wear a flannel?... over Michele's dead body
Duck (Guy Eaton)
Officiant
"FUCKING EPIC."- Jimi Eaton (10/5 STARS) "Duck is savant, clever, and quite honestly, really funny. Any day spent with Duck is one to remember." - Anonymous (5/5 STARS) "He's a Righteous Dude. Duck has loved me unconditionally from day one, and is probably more excited for this wedding than us"- Milana (10/5 STARS)
Anna (NU)
Maid of Honor
Milana's little sister. Probably planned more of this wedding than Milana, is just hoping we get through this experience without Midget wrestling.
Stevie
Best Man
Jimi's little brother. His hair at this point is probably as long as Milana's, he's the best guy around... and he is probably why there'd be midget wrestling.
Murphy
Good Boy
Murphy is the best boy. He is Milana's soul dog. He wants to be pet, he deserves all of the pets. He also is very hungry, and he wants you to know that he likes steak... and he will help you finish yours.
Bonnie
The Prettiest Girl at the Party
Bonnie is a pretty girl, but don't let that fool you.... She only wants loved on her terms, and she will shade you if you sit in her seat. Please don't pet Bonnie... But October 18th is her birthday, and she definitely thinks this party is for her... don't let her think otherwise... it totally is for her.
Michele
mother of the bride, woman of the hoos
Michele has many roles, but is the reason 1/2 of the people invited here today look beautiful all the time. Yeah you may pass away from just one shot of whatever she decided to make, but so what? She knows how to party... and she wants to celebrate her favorite person being married... and yeah its cool that Milana will be there too.
Brad
Father of the bride, man of the hoos
Milana's favorite, the only person she hugs without growling (except her Aunt Dena). Probably is plotting how to take the AUX from Anna, thinks this is better than any cheswick council meeting, but will probably (Definitely) put Top Gun on later. He's been working hard on this yard, tell him its pretty before Bonnie digs up some flowers!