Kevin, a refined man, strode across the room like a gazelle in mud, approaching Kelly, a stunning and sophisticated woman. Love was in the air. A mutual friend broached the introduction, telling Kelly, "You must meet this specimen." Kevin, smooth as sandpaper, fumbled to get out his own name. Kelly, composed like a piece from Mozart, begrudgingly replied, "Hi, I'm Kelly." Kevin, at a loss for words, as he had never made it this far into a conversation with a woman of Kelly's caliber, said the first stupid thing that came into his dumb brain, "You look like a Kelly!" And now, their love is eternal... mostly because Kelly's father, Michael, will not pay for a second wedding.

For the health and safety of our friends and family, COVID vaccinations will be required to attend our wedding.