Maid of Honor
a human vault (Erica's version); if i'm going down, she's going down too
Best Man
lengthy friendship brewed over the years by jamming to The Midnight, whiskey fireside chats and fighting crime
Bridesmaid
an encourager of ALL things but especially shots & friendship beers; give her a busch light and a Nashville mountain to slide down and she'll bring the party
Officiant & Groomsman
willingly shot-bullied together by his wife; the first person who comes to my mind under anesthesia -- "I love that little guy"
Bridesmaid
tequila-drinkin' twin flame and pseudo little sister; makes a mean espresso tini and shines on family vacations - particularly those with beach bonfires
Groomsman
friendship that stems back to the AK Rowdie days; can be found drinking bourbon together while the better halves discuss T Swift
Bridesmaid
keeps a full inventory of good smelling candles and barefoot dreams blankets; loves Christmas more than Santa and strippers named Diego
Groomsman
bromance that went from 0 – 60 and is sure to tag me on Untapped check-ins
Bridesmaid
possesses a passion for spooky szn and equipped with kitchen skills that'll have Anthony Bourdain droolin'; the friend i'm so lucky to have in this lifetime and the therapist I hope I get in the next
Groomsman
wellness checks required - or he's just sleeping after night shift; enjoys a good pumpkin beer with the Browns game on
Bridesmaid
without question will save the world someday; we're thankful she outgrew her "spy kids" doppleganger phase cause now she's besties with jim tressel
Groomswoman
claim to fame as receiving the first play-by-play after the first date; owes me a 'thank you' for her addiction to fantasy football
Bridesmaid
the top gift giver in the game fueled by Coldplay & Young the Giant; declared a sister (just waiting on little brother for the in-law part --> )
Groomsman
inarguably the #1 pick as your “phone-a-friend” for the million dollar question; master of movie recommendations
Bridesmaid
well-traveled cocktail connoisseur with the best recs for a good book and a good bite; the would-drop-everything-for-you of the friend group
Groomsman
an ideal personal chauffeur to OSU tailgates but with that mustache ... there isn’t much he can’t do
Bridesmaid
equal parts sunshine & shenanigans; cries at older male contestants on the Great British Baking show and has a dedicated bedroom in her home for "Auntie Kris"
Groomsman
a real-life superhero who moonlights as a firefighter (Nozzle Jockey), delivers sarcasm like he's auditioning for a Ryan Reynolds biopic, and has the ability to fall asleep on command - usually in public after one too many cold ones
Bridesmaid
quick-witted mini-me with a heart of gold and a spicy take on quite literally everything; though she be but little, she is fierce
Groomsman
harry potter and IPA enthusiast; married to the MOH and keeps blackmail on the bride close to his chest
Bridesmaid
first on the dance floor, last to leave it - unless undercover cops are involved; if you're looking for the perfect caesar salad or espresso martini in any U.S. state - she's got you covered
Groomsman
unfortunately a Steelers fan, but he’s married into the family so we let that slide
Junior Bridesmaid
the sister I always wanted and finally got (23 years later); top notch tip-off skills on the court and my favorite swiftie-in-training
Groomsman
storyteller extraordinaire and will turn anything into a competition