Maid of Honor
After years of meditation and yoga, Liz no longer actually walks- she is constantly levitating 2 inches above the ground. Liz claims this is what keeps her in shape.
Best Man
Brett can play over 700 notes per second on the guitar and once hit a note so high, so sublime, that all the animals in our neighborhood flocked to his door to listen. Rock-tor Doolittle.
Maid of Honor
Rae began her hot air balloon voyage from New Zealand to California in December of 2018 and meticulously planned her descent so she would gracefully land at the Granite Bay Golf Club on November 2nd 2019.
Best Man
Matt was actually born part-bear, giving him the strength of a full bear. We once saw him lift a whole school bus for his brother because Brian dropped something underneath it. What we do not know yet, is where the bear is that was born part-Matt.
Bridesmaid
Jessica, the proud daughter of Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala spent her youth under the tutelage of Jedi Masters Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda. After accruing the skills necessary to become a Jedi herself, she continues to fight the Empire today- in fact, she spent her honeymoon in Hoth.
Groomsman
Andrew is the creator, founder, and spokesperson of "Tiny Toppers"- where he travels the world taking photographs of tiny hats on even tinier people. He says his work is rewarding but he is still garnering the confidence to wear a tiny hat himself.
Bridesmaid
Alexis will be completing her world tour of Martial Arts exhibits where she taught other like-minded females how to hold their space down at a concert. After the spatial portion of her lessons she would begin a dance class also teaching people how to "get down" at a show. Her work is admired globally and we are honored to have her.
Groomsman
Colin and Alexis have been dating since 1906 and continue to keep the relationship alive with bicentennial re-watching of "Bicentennial Man" starring Robin Williams. In fact, Colin has a full Robin Williams back tattoo, he'll show you if you ask nicely, but he's shy.
Officiant
Scot has officiated over 2,000 weddings and was most recently awarded "Nicest. Person. Ever." and "The Awesomely Efficient Official Officiant" awards.