Lexi & Dominic
Wedding Party
Alyssa Miuccio
Maid of Honor
Meet Alyssa (Boom), Lexi's gorgeous sister, a.k.a. the origin of the word "Basic." Alyssa can be found sipping cocktails and eating apps at any Chicago restaurant, as long as it has a good backdrop. Haven't met Alyssa yet? No worries! You'll be convinced she hates you after meeting her, but she's just shy.
Cody Kowalis
Man of Honor
Meet Cody, Lexi's BFF of 24 years. Cody is known for his hilarious jokes, exquisite cooking & baking techniques, and insanely rich family. Ever seen a Lexus of Orland commercial? Yep - that's his dad & brother! Cody's too busy buying pens for the dealership and sending TikToks to Lexi.
Sara Soltis
Bridesmaid
Meet Sara, Lexi's smarter half since 6th grade. You can find this bridesmaid sipping (chugging) craft beer, obsessing over her cat, and interrupting everyone's stories with her own. Ever sat in a booth at a restaurant? You guessed it - Sara designed it and even crafted it with her own two hands!
Maddie Murphy
Bridesmaid
Meet Maddie, Lexi's drunker half since 6th grade. Maddie is most known for her charismatic personality, elite family, and love for PepsiCo. Impressed that Maddie is still standing after two bottles of red wine? Don't be! She already picked a fight with someone and put on her diaper for the night.
Emily Jelderks
Bridesmaid
Meet Emily, Lexi's sweet and caring BFF since 6th grade. Emily's passions include her job at Groupon, white claws, and drunk happy crying. Feeling crappy about yourself? Don't sweat! Emily will tell you everything she loves about you immediately after meeting you, as long as you don't look at her the wrong way.
Stephanie Avila
Bridesmaid
Meet Stephanie, the wild bridesmaid that Lexi discovered her love for Vegas with. Stephanie can be found making everyone in a room laugh, begging her friends to not go home at 4 am, or starting a brawl with a friend. But don't worry - she'll have any girl's back after meeting them for the 1st time in a bar bathroom.
Meghan Cork
Bridesmaid
Meet Meghan, the WILDEST and CRAZIEST bridesmaid. HA! Just kidding. This mama of 1.5 was born to procreate and be a house wife. You can find this witty and pretty superwoman posting every single moment of her life on social media, talking about herself, or laughing at her husband who is not funny at all.
Kate Zickus
Bridesmaid
The picture says it all for this bridesmaid. Meet Kate, an old soul who's the queen of full cupping, Amazon, and running late. Can't find Kate the morning after a night out because her phone is dead and she didn't show up to work? No worries! She'll mysteriously show to brunch in the same outfit with no wallet.
Jordan Kelley
Bridesmaid
Coincidence that this is the only bridesmaid without a drink in her hand? Nope! Meet this athletic and crafty bridesmaid that lays low on the weekends, unlike her degenerate friends. Jordan can be found shopping at Home Goods, destroying a SPENGA class, or wishing she was pregnant.
Jillian Caputo
Bridesmaid
Meet Jillian, the least toxic of Lexi's bridesmaids. Jillian can be found throwing up a peace sign, shopping at Zara, going out at Nite Games, or sending 94 drunk snaps in one night. Need a personal hype man? Jillian's got you covered, just not during a night out - her voice is already gone.
Nicole Fosco
Bridesmaid
Meet Nicole, Lexi's soon-to-be SIL. Nicole is known for her love of champs, Pinot Grigio, and babies (like, any baby). Feeling tired at the end of the night? Stay away from this gal! She'll manage to fully convince you to go to one more bar in under 30 seconds.
Anthony Fosco
Best Man
Meet Anthony, if he addresses himself as Officer Fosco, just go ahead and punch him in the face. Dom unfortunately has known Anthony since he came out the womb. Anthony is definitely the evil twin, but also a brother Dom is proud to have by his side on the big day…let’s just hope Anth takes his meds before him and the twin who he split a brain with deliver a best man speech. If Anthony comes off as conceited, well it’s because he is…if you don’t believe me, please take a look at his last 47 Instagram posts: 32 selfies and 15 solo shots that he makes his poor mother take. If you see Anthony at Breathless, he’ll likely be looking for the nearest Latina to start a familia with.
Dan Fosco
Best Man
Meet Dan, the nicer twin who honestly thinks he’s Superman. Speaking of Superman, Dan is single ladies so if you’re looking to be his Lois Lane, you must know he’s not much of a beer drinker, however, I’m sure he’d love to take a couple shots of testosterone. The beauty of all-inclusives is being able to eat & drink freely and NOT WORRY ABOUT PAYING A BILL – I don’t know if that’ll excite Dan too much since he’s basically been doing that his whole life now. All jokes aside, Dom is also very proud of how far Dan’s come in his journey, let’s just hope he doesn’t skip the wedding because the newest Marvel movie is airing. If you see Dan at Breathless, you’re likely in the gym where you’ll find him recording himself doing bicep curls for the 9th time that week.
Dan Kienzle
Groomsman
Meet Dan, Dom’s oldest friend taking it all the way back to the 1st grade. These two clicked for their love of sports, I mean Dan could hit a home run at the age of 6…it’s a damn shame he didn’t start hitting actual home runs until the age of 26 (if ya know what I’m sayin). Dan will never ever leave the party early, unless it’s for a girl of course, then you can forget about him. As a matter of fact, during our last Cancun trip, Danny left HIS FAMILY at the pool to go back to a girl’s room! Luckily, he faceplanted on his way out and failed to close (karma actually did him a favor there). If you see Dan at Breathless, he will likely be taking a picture with his shirt off and editing it the whole reception before releasing it to Instagram – ladies, he is also single!
Dario Lopez
Groomsman
Meet Dario, one of Dom’s closest friends since they were 8 years old. They have shared many moments, memories, and even jail cells over the years. Dario actually just had a baby boy, Bentley, whom is also Dom’s Godson! I guess since Dario let Dom sleep on their pullout all those years, he actually forgot how to. Sadly, Dario has moved out to Texas – I mean everything is bigger there except for Dario’s brain of course. If you see Dario at Breathless, just be thankful. You never really know if he is actually coming or not.
Eddie Kodatt
Groomsman
Meet Eddie, one of Dom’s closest friends since they were 8 years old. Eddie has always been Dom’s Partner In Crime – but please make the audience aware that Dom played no part in Eddie’s impeachment from office after 3 hard-worked days as an Illinois State Rep. If there’s one thing we hope, it’s that Dom & Lexi’s marriage lasts longer than the 2 weeks Ed had his red mustang before crashing it into a pole. If you see Eddie at Breathless, he will most likely be pitching you an idea “that’s going to change the world” while simultaneously ordering 7 shots in broken Spanish.
Pat Houlihan
Groomsman
Meet Pat, one of Dom’s closest friends since the 5th grade. Like Pat himself, I will keep this short. When Pat and Dom used to go out in their glory days, I don’t know why bars would even bother paying for UFC events, they could’ve just waited for these 2 idiots to finish 4 Red Bull Vodkas and see it Live for free. Pat is known for putting his credit card down for everything, let’s just hope this guy finds a date come March 25th, 2023 or else he’ll be putting his card down on Mexico’s Backpage (probably the Male seeking Male section). If you’re looking for Pat at Breathless, Dom has told him numerous times that it’s an all-inclusive, but you’ll likely find him over at the party pool harassing a worker to let him purchase bottle service.
Dan DeSimone
Groomsman
Meet Dan, you might also know him as DeMoney (or another nickname I will not mention here). Dan & Dom became close friends towards the end of high school. Speaking of high school, legend has it that Dan once led his football team out with a sledgehammer and ran through a brick wall screaming “THIS IS MY HOUSE!” As you can see, he’s intense, but Dan is also one of the nicest guys ever…however, don’t let him fool you ladies, he’ll definitely try to use his go-to line “Sing it to me girl!” once he gets a couple captain & cokes in him. If you see Dan at Breathless, please make sure to get everything he does on video so we can add it to our collection & harass him for a lifetime.
Jessie Villanueva
Groomsman
Meet Jessie, Dom and Jessie also became close friends towards the end of high school. Fun fact: Jessie holds one of the craziest football statistics across the globe: he maintained a perfect 5,786 for 5,786 securely delivering water bottles to the team, some say he never dropped one due to his limited edition Cutters gloves. You can always count on Jessie V for a great time, that is until he finishes his 4th beer and has the precise vision of Ray Charles. Once he does get past that 4th beer though, Jessie’s next move will 100% be to step onto the dance floor, he’ll be the guy out there in fake Yeezys. If you see Jessie at Breathless, please DO NOT tip him, he is one of my groomsmen, not a worker.
JD Osborne
Groomsman
Meet JD, or you might also know him as “Nut” (or 500 other nicknames). Dom and JD became close friends at the University of Iowa where JD was randomly paired as Dom’s suitemate. Ever since then (or possibly after he got smoked in the head with a Twisted Tea on New Years), JD fell in love with the Chicago crew, he was even last seen applying for an Illinois state license. Dom & JD’s favorite story is how they both got put to sleep out front of Bo James in Iowa City – Dom got it a little easy, but JD on the other hand, received a nose that was as crooked as his walks home every Saturday night….to this day, no one nose what truly happened. If you see JD at Breathless, he won’t see you. He will likely be sleeping any where at any given time.
Bob Sheppard
Groomsman
Meet Bob, Bob is Lexi’s sister Alyssa’s boyfriend (bet she wishes that title said fiancé). Bobby is well known for his urge to scream “I’ll chug a beer right now” when no one, not one single person at all asked. Dom first met Bob several years ago when he was barbacking at Nite Games, Bobby continues to deny ever holding that occupation. Let me reassure you that the resort is an all-inclusive, so when you start receiving Venmo requests from Bob, you can rightfully decline. If you see Bob from a distance at Breathless, you might think: how did Dom & Lexi book Ricky Martin?! Please look a little closer, it’s just Bobby, the Walmart version.
Tony Miuccio
Groomsman
Meet Lexi’s brother, Tony. He likes to refer to himself as “The Trapzilla”. Tony’s got big muscles, but an even bigger heart. Actually, I think I meant bigger voice…whether you’re staying on the Secrets side or staying on the Breathless side, you will be able to hear this guy telling a story across the whole resort. It is funny to think that Tony’s baby sister is getting married before him, but Tony, this is what is supposed to happen after an engagement, you're supposed to actually get married! If you see Tony at Breathless, you’re either at the gym or probably overhearing him talk to a couple workers at the pool “ok so in the US, there’s this guy named Donald Trump…”