It was a quiet Saturday at the hospital (which never means anything good). Rachel was halfway through her salad when Ryan—sent on a mission by their mutual friends—walked up to meet her. She looked up mid-bite, chewing lettuce and praying for dignity, but managed to introduce herself like the composed professional she attempts to be. Little did she know, Ryan was already head over heels in love. They started chatting for a few minutes… until an alarm went off. Without thinking, Rachel jumped up and sprinted toward the commotion. (Nurse instincts: 1, social skills: 0. CPR mode: activated.) Rachel's not sure what Ryan was thinking as she ran off, but she was hoping he didn’t think she'd ditched him on purpose. Several minutes into that very intense situation, Rachel suddenly remembered: she had totally ditched him. Rachel got Ryan's number from their friend, texted him to apologize… and he’s called her Speedy ever since. The rest is history.