Matron of Honor
Professional secret-keeper, unpaid therapist, and the only one who knows all the bride’s phases… and still showed up anyway.
Bridesmaid
Will 100% steal the spotlight on the dance floor — and probably your drink, too.
Bridesmaid
Looks innocent, but she’s the one most likely to talk you into bad decisions — and then film it for proof.
Best Man
His job is to keep track of the rings. If they make it to the altar, it’ll be the biggest plot twist of the night.
Groomsman
Always “on his way,” which usually means he hasn’t left yet. Honestly, we’re just shocked he made it here on time.
Groomsman
The dependable one — dependable for showing up hungry, thirsty, and ready to hit the bar before the vows are even over.