So there I was being a single dad knee deep in toys and laundry; the grocery list was only getting longer-I felt myself slipping into the desperation of needing a woman in my life so I started scrolling hotmoms.com After a few days of scrolling and reading the sad stories of strippers, looking for a ride through college and single moms, there was Aubrey showing her son how to change the oil in his Chinese four wheeler, it was love at first sight. She had a big 'ol booty, a tiny waist, and beautiful, beaming smile. She had 1040 in her hands and all I could imagine was sick, perverted thoughts. I knew I had to have her. That was all mine. Took a few tries reaching out but as soon as I offered her ice cream she came running the rest is history. She’s all mine now.

We grew up, going to the same schools and even living in the same neighborhood but it wasn't until the perfect time in our adult life that we crossed paths. We had an abundance of mutual friends on social media (Facebook- NOT hot moms dot com). Steve started to notice photos of me doing things like changing the oil on my dirt bikes or camping solo with my boys. He liked photos here and there for months and then messaged a handful of times asking to pick my brain about homeschool or my favorite kind of ice cream. His slow and steady, yet persistent approach was so sexy. Our first date was at granite bay and we watched the sun set, talking all evening long. We actually got stuck out there because the gates closed and our vehicle was trapped. From the moment we met- It was so real, and so fun. Later that week I came home to two giant potted dahlias on my porch and under my breath I said to myself, I swear to God if these are from him- I'm marrying that man! We jumped head first into the most epic adventure as a blended family of seven. And life keeps getting better and better!