If you know us, you know our notorious "how we met" story. If you don't, you're in luck! I never miss an opportunity to remind everyone about how weird I thought he was! Picture it - Jess on a girls trip without a care in the world other than getting the best barstool in the house at the Coco Cay pool bar on her weekend booze cruise. Meanwhile, Chris celebrating his new divorced life on a brother weekend getaway. Suddenly, this young hot bombshell comes to bully him into giving up his barstool. How could he not swoon over her. A woman that knows what she wants. Lucky enough for him, she loves a quirky man with good dad jokes. They dance the afternoon away until her friends have to drag them apart. Fortunately for Jess, this guy could tell she was a hot commodity. He was right. They met later that evening, and Christopher's nerves got to him. How could someone so cool, funny, and perfect be somewhat interested in him? With those raging thoughts in his head, he had the clever idea to get absolutely obliterated. What better way to impress the girl he was interested in right? What he failed to realize was that Jess was a wholesome girl that really valued depth and communication. Something he was unable to do after an ungodly amount of tequila shots. She was horrified. Dare I say it turned into a stalking situation. Chris just couldn't let her go. The following morning, Jess decided to approach him and call him out for his behavior. She's such a go getter, god love her. In that moment, he realized he was terrified of her. In all the right ways. They lived happily every after.