Maid of Honor
Older cousin of the bride, but became more like a sister over the years. The epitome of that Shakespeare quote: "And though she be but little, she is fierce." Most likely watching Grey's Anatomy or dreaming of Japan right now.
Best Man
One of the groom's best friends. Skater turned boat boy. Proud dad of a dog who gets carsick. Catch him whippin' his hot mom car and listening to pop punk.
Bridesmaid
Pretty much the bride's little sister. Befriended the bride six years ago and hasn't gone more than two weeks without talking to her since. Takes rad photos (IG: @jenaislost) and maintains a cute but edgy hairstyle.
Groomsman
Loyal friend and great listener. Tinder hero. Sleeping on the couch? Don't worry. Gross has a bed.
Bridesmaid
One of the bride's first girl friends from way back in sixth grade. Made it through all three of those devastatingly emo middle school years alongside the bride. Owner of the world's most beautiful calico cat and multiple anime-themed tattoos that make her mother cringe.
Groomsman
High quality friend and exceptional third wheel. Without this guy, the whole wedding probably wouldn't be happening. Definitely the next lead designer of Pixar.
Bridesmaid
Freshman year lab partner and sophomore year roommate of the bride. The bride's original travel buddy. Shares the bride's love of science, kittens, and rap music. Attracts paranormal activity. Proficient at shotgunning beers.
Groomsman
Originally a friend of the bride but easily stolen away by the groom's charm. Best guy for a bromance and movie date nights. Gets the unique experience of hearing both the bride and groom talk about each other.
Bridesmaid
Became friends with the bride during freshman year of college. Never hugged the bride until senior year. Can recognize nearly any Drake song you play for her. Fluent in Spanish, but only while intoxicated. Will most likely be heard referring to the bride as "Mofo" in an endearing manner.
Groomsman
Long-time friend who gave the groom a roof over his head. Self-proclaimed DILF. Master at renegading beers. If he's not at the wedding, it's probably because he lost his keys.
Officiant
Best friend of the bride for 18 years. As a five year old, originally assumed he would never want to befriend the bride but was easily swayed. Spirit animal: golden retriever. Might say deep and moving things every now and then. We're hoping this wedding is one of those times.