Maid of Honor
I read 64 books last year.
Best Man
I cannot clap on beat.
Bridesmaid
Let me use your yard for chickens.
Groomsman
I cooked the food you're eating.
Bridesmaid
Ask me about my Lego collection.
Groomsman
I cry at commercials.
Bridesmaid
I’ve been to at least 15 music festivals and I’ve seen Shaquille O’Neal DJ a headline set once.
Groomsman
Find me at the wedding and tell me what your favorite bird is.
Bridesmaid
You can find me at a karaoke bar.
Groomsman
I’m the Plan B husband.
Groomsman
Ask me about any movie. I'll have the answer.
Groomsman
I’m a 2 time PAL rec basketball champion.
Groomsman
I literally have no clue.