Best Man
The bestest of friends. Do you like that guy on the dance floor who's all elbows and knees? Do you like figure skaters who never reached their full potential? What about Arnold from The Magic School Bus? Then you'll love this guy.
Groomsman
My oldest youngest brother. Co-founder of Border State Brewing. He'll make it for sure. Most likely to have a nice boat at a young age.
Groomsman
My youngest youngest brother. Get hyped. He can lift more than all of us. He's like if a surfboard was a person. Don't sleep on this man.
Groomsman
My oldest older soon to be brother. This kid bleeds purple and gold. Only Minnesota sports fan worthy of getting anywhere near my side of the altar.
Groomsman
We go way back. Tall guy. Abercrombie face. White collar hands. He's like a handsome giraffe.
Groomsman
Solid roommate. He's about as Italian as a 12 hour Jersey Shore marathon. Once dressed up as the Koolaid Man for Halloween and just ran into strangers yelling "OH YEAH!"
Groomsman
Mothers love him. So do I. He's as frugal as they come. If there's anyone I'd cuddle with outside of my marriage, it's this guy.
Groomsman
My go-to guy. The human embodiment of Wisconsin. Like if Miller Lite, bratwurst, and Summerfest were rolled into a dense, Polish sentient being. That's Frank.
Matron of Honor
Best college roommate EVER. Knew she was a keeper when she also brought her childhood blankie to college (no shame!). She's the cutest mama around. Our mutual love of popcorn with M&Ms is almost as strong as our friendship.
Maid of Honor
Partner in crime. The sassiest ginger you'll ever meet. Been there since those awkward teenage dance competitions and skipping the "fun run" with me in 9th grade gym class. Ironically, that was actually very fun. Now she's stuck with me!
Bridesmaid
Soon to be sister in law. Looks cute in scrubs. Very good foster dog mama. Loves a good game of cards and will not settle for losing!
Bridesmaid
Soon to be sister in law. Also looks cute in scrubs! She is the hardest worker out there and the best bartender on the beach!
Bridesmaid
Favorite travel buddy. My sorority sista. Can always count on her for a long stroll around the lakes or to the nearest ice cream shop (lookin' at you Grand Ole Creamery).
Bridesmaid
My favorite nurse. She can bake like nobodies business and quilt like there's no tomorrow. Also, did I mention she's very smart? And funny? And like, really pretty...?
Bridesmaid
My wing woman. My favorite neighbor. Always down to cook with me, try weird workouts or dance the night away wherever we are! Our dogs are best friends.
Bridesmaid
The life of the party! She says "y'all" more and more every time I see her. Lover of a good margarita on a patio in the sun! Still trying to convince her to move back to Minnesota. Ya'll join in on that...
Bridesmaid
The coolest business owner I know. Always down for a good walk or chat. Loves her dog more than anyone I know. Did I mention how much fun she is? Because the answer is too much!
Dog of Honor
The cutest little thing to ever walk the planet. Loves jumping, hates being alone. Still working on that perfect haircut.