Groom
A fine, respectable, christian young man. (This is for Kaelee's family and friends that may not know me as well, guys)
Bride
“It's not MY day. It's OUR day." God bless whoever agrees to be your hair stylist.
Best Man
The man. The myth. The legend… and also the Best Man.
Maid of Honor
No, Cierra. There are no Mike's in this wedding party.
Groomsman
Is he wearing the same outfit as Jake?
Bridesmaid
Bryce’s ugly sister. I see no resemblance between the two of us.
Groomsman
When you look up the definition of cool, it just shows a picture of this guy.
Bridesmaid
"But will cats be allowed?"
Groomsman
Yes, there are two m's and two t's. I don't know what Tom was thinking.
Bridesmaid
The wedding is July 12th, 2019, Kayla. Come back when you forget again.
Groomsman
“Hey Bryce, what weekday is your wedding on?"
Bridesmaid
With no E.
Groomsman
He's a Metallica fan. He's also a fan of Star Wars. He’s also a Dallas Cowboy fan. Where do you think the groom gets it from?
Bridesmaid
Still can't confirm if she's available- too many sporting events to attend.
Groomsman
THERE ARE NO MULLIGANS!
Bridesmaid
Yes. There ARE 3 Brook(e)s in this wedding party.