Tess & Drew
Wedding Party
Ashley Perran
Maid of Honor
The OG of Tess' life and MOH from birth. Ashley "the party slayer" Perran is the one and only (formal) member of the bridal party. You may know her as the woman who has taught Tess the ins and outs of life through the school of tough love. Ashley was a thriving 5 year-old when her life was turned upside down with the birth of little Tessie Lou. She thought she had it all - but on that fateful January day in the winter of '91 Ashley realized she would be sharing her birthday week...FOREVER. Because of this, Tess has spent the next 29 years trying to get on Ashley's good side. In a last ditch attempt, she is hoping that through making Ashley her MOH and showering her with love and attention - they will reconcile their relationship. Only time will tell.
Colton Miller
Best Man
Colton is the only formal member of the groomsmen because Drew respects his other friends too much to make them man-servants. Colton is a relentlessly self-improving white hat computer hacker with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for computer buggery. He has proven to Drew, in the very long time they've known each other, that he is a slanderous pervert lacking any semblance of moral fortitude. Friends since 2006, Colton has always asked the hard questions like, "Why is the rum gone?" or "Why aren't you drinking more Mezcal?" If you get a chance, ask Colton how he almost killed Drew rock climbing, it's a doozy of a story.