February 14, 2026 Aweeeee c'mon that's cute.
Casual Garden Chic. Think "I clean up nice" meets "I could sit on a picnic blanket if necessary." Please leave the ballgowns, tuxedos, and anything that requires professional steaming at home. Flowy dresses, breezy button-ups, stylish jumpsuits, and fun prints are all welcome. Just don’t forget your dancing shoes—we fully expect questionable moves and zero regrets.
Sorry, kiddos. You didn't make the cut.* *Oliver would like to inform you that he has secured exclusive rights as the one and only child invited to the wedding. Yes, it’s a big deal. No, he’s not taking applications for sidekicks. He will be graciously representing all Littles everywhere—with snacks in one hand, unmatched style, and possibly a dramatic entrance. Please refrain from asking why your kid didn’t make the list. He simply has... connections.
After a combined 84 years on Earth, we've somehow accumulated an impressive amount of stuff. (Lindsey has politely asked me not to mention the exact number of shoes or bags... so I won't. But just know—it’s... extensive.) That said, if you're feeling generous, we would absolutely love a contribution toward our next adventures and our forever home—a place to finally store all those shoes. 😉 Your presence is truly the best gift, but if you'd like to help fund our next chapter, we promise to use it wisely (mostly).
Terrain’s got a parking lot just for us! Follow the signs—they’re basically screaming, “Park here, lazy genius!” But let’s be real: the smartest move is Uber. Skip the parking headache, arrive like the VIP you are, and dance like nobody’s driving you home.