Kindly mail back your RSVP card by April 24. If you have misplaced it.... we ask that you reach out to the Bride or Groom directly, grovel for mercy for your gross waste of fine parchment, followed immediately by your answer.
The Bride and Groom request your best formal attire. This means suits for the men and long dresses for the women. Please keep in mind that the reception is outdoors. Think garden party but with ample shade. It is strongly encouraged that comfortable shoes be worn to account for the property's uneven walkways and the copious amounts of dancing that is bound to occur throughout the evening.
Please arrive by 12:30 pm allowing you time to settle in. Mass will begin promptly at 1 o'clock.
As food allergies are a cause especially dear to the Bride's heart, we kindly ask that you inform the Bride or Groom of any allergies or dietary restrictions. Please fill in the blank on the back of your RSVP card, seal it, and mail it promptly. (Remember: no post on Sunday)