Bri & Ted's Excellent Ceremony
Wedding Party
Tommy Aicher
Ring Bear / Master of Meaningful Words
You're saying Ring BearER, right? The appointed word‑wizard who turns feelings into sentences that make everyone wonder why they didn’t hire a professional.
JP Skinner
Social Energy Distributor / Sentimental Storyteller
The wedding’s official extrovert on duty, circulating joy like it’s complimentary champagne and Tasked with delivering lines so touching even the groomsmen briefly stop joking.
Meagan Peterson
Head of Practical Solutions
Official overseer of quick thinking, clever hacks, and crisis‑averting brilliance.
Austin Laetsch
Friendship Ambassador
The designated connector who turns strangers into fast friends and friends into dance‑floor legends.
Emma Sherry
Chief Vibes Officer
Official supervisor of hype levels, joy distribution, and overall party sparkle.
Travis Edmond
Chief Logistics Wrangler
The master of timelines who keeps everything on track, even when the wedding party absolutely does not
Andrea Geurin
Memory Preservation Officer
Ensures no meaningful moment goes undocumented, whether you asked for photos or not.
Kevin Howard
Nostalgia Director
High stylin, limousine ridin', Rolex wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' and dealin' son of a gun who will provide hilarious flashbacks, guaranteeing at least three “Oh shit, I forgot about that!” moments. And, you might hear a few 'WOOOOOOOs'!
Bridget Goodwin
Heartfelt Moments Manager
Responsible for ensuring all the warm‑and‑fuzzy feels are fully felt and properly appreciated.
Dr Nala Beans Wigglesworth III
Bri's Excellent Ceremony Escort
Nala Beans will be wiggling her way into the ceremony, making sure Bri gets to Ted. She cannot guarantee Bri will arrive safely, because, you know, SQUIRRELS!
Alyvia & Arya
Senior and Associate Chaos Coordinators
The official overseers of joyful mayhem, operating with a strict policy of ‘laugh first, fix later.’
Jerry, TJ, & Steve
Highly Trained Seat‑Placement Technicians
Masters of the delicate art of putting every guest exactly where they’ll be happiest...and least likely to start trouble.
Mr Blue Blurt Blucefer
Supervisor from the great beyond
One thing Blue was best at was supervising. Nothing ever got passed him...unless he didn't see or hear you. But we know he's with us for this ceremony - making sure everything goes as i's intended. We miss you, Bluey!