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Knows every word to 'We be Steady Mobbin' but still can’t find her keys

Part-time groomsmen, full-time believer orange and blue actually look good together

Will remind you that last call is not just for drinks but also for bedtime

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.

Employee won’t give you a refund? Call Heather, she's my lawyer

Not even the president could fit into his schedule

She's got more connections than a Wi-Fi router

Even the walls in our fraternity felt like they were part of his campaign