Parents of the groom
Parents of the bride
Matron of Honor
Little sister of the bride. Wears her heart on her sleeve. My little shadow growing up and I couldn’t shake her. Can rap Busta Rhymes, yet looks innocent.
Best Man
We were introduced when we were still in diapers, as our moms are friends. Friendship kind of like when you travel and people ask “are you a packer fan?” “I’m from WI, I have to be. But I’m glad I am.” Nicest guy you’ll ever meet.
Bridesmaid
Sister to the groom. Funniest person you will ever meet! Probably the reason I am marrying Spencer. If you want something done right, ask Carol.
Groomsman
Met via women in high school. Friendship outlasted the women. Can sell ice to an Eskimo. Roommates in college and many side quests later still one of my closest friends. Doesn’t text, will call.
Bridesmaid
Wonderful friend for over 20 years. Out drinks anyone I know. If you’re a Chardonnay-look out. Kindest soul in the world. She may have been my alibi for many high school sneak outs. Has the most contagious laugh I have ever heard.
Groomsman
Cocktail connoisseur. Corn lover and rugged manliness. Will be the first to wake you up with mimosas after a long night out, but forget to give you pillows or a blanket. Jason Statham is his hero.
Bridesmaid
My little gypsy friend. Would go to the end of the world to help anyone. Friends forever. Give her a microphone and look out-she will not give it back. Talks a mile a minute and you will cover 50 different topics-you’ll learn a lot. She will climb in the bed in the middle of us after a sleep over no questions asked at this point.
Groomsman
What can I say? Showed up to 1st grade with the same lunchbox. Friends ever since. Mention Taylor swift, Budweiser, or NASCAR and you will not get a blank stare.
Bridesmaid
Ride or die. Would help bury a body without questions asked. Friends since high school. Would take home any animal that comes in her path. Put on “Return of the Mack” and some dance moves that are questionable, but hilarious cannot be stopped. Can somehow still do the splits.
Groomsman
Met via Matt at a Badger game. Was Matt’s Flight Instructor. (Matt is currently one of the most experienced student pilots in history) Proceeded to ignore Matt all night and talk airplanes at the Church Key. Friends ever since. 737 driver for Delta, prior GE Aviation engineer and all around cool guy.
Ring Bearer
Nephews ready for ring security duties
Usher
Best escorts in town
Flower Girl
Cutest little niece accompanied by a professional flower throwing enthusiast