"PSA: Ostriches can and will absolutely f**k your day up." That's the opening line that somehow won Taylor's heart. Like everybody reading this, we have no idea how that worked. After chatting for a few days online, we decided to meet up for a first date. Work happened, and Taylor had to cancel the first date. We rescheduled, and hours before our *second* first date, Francis had to cancel because he had a little "tickle" in his throat... We all know how that ended. A month later (don't blame Taylor, we didn't know how long this COVID thing was contagious back then), we went on our first real date, and the rest is history. PS: We are both still absolutely terrified of ostriches (and COVID), and you should be, too.