Groom
Adam would prefer to be in a canoe in the Boundary Waters, listening to the Vikings beat the Packers, while drinking Grand Marnier. When not fixing things around the house, laughing along to Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, or fishing, Adam can be found over-analyzing his favorite board game, Axis and Allies.
Bride
Taylor would rather be on a boat, in the middle of a Minnesota lake, reading Harry Potter and having a Twisted Tea. When not walking Pam, doing yoga, or driving the boat so Adam can fish, Taylor can be found trying to create a herb garden in her kitchen.
Maid of Honor
Ahnika Leigh Jensen, otherwise known as Beans, has been saddled with Taylor since the day she was born. Taylor's little sister, who is now taller than her big sister, has grown from a mischievous child into a mischievous young adult. She enjoys making fun of Taylor, any kind of dog but mostly her Tatis, and the Minnesota Gophers. Her role is to make sure Mom cries at least once.
Maid of Honor
Jensen Erika Goodell, otherwise known as Stinky, first met Taylor when they were in seventh grade. Taylor mentioned she liked Jensen's shirt, and Jensen threw it away. She came back around in junior year yearbook with Riley Worth, where she and Taylor abused their powers by skipping class and walking into every sporting event. She enjoys Laguna Beach, running, and unfortunately, the Chicago Blackhawks. Her role is to make sure Taylor does not turtle position.
Bridesmaid
Alexandria Penny Jenness, otherwise known as Daughter # 3, grew up with Taylor at Lakeview Elementary school. Alex use to force Taylor to take the blame for things, but has since blossomed into the sweetest person on the planet. Alex has been Taylor's mom friend since the very beginning, and is not scared to remind Taylor that she has seen it all before. She enjoys teaching a legion of children, long cuddles, and a good wine. Her role is to provide her sweet, unconditional support.
Bridesmaid
Sophia Corpstein, otherwise known as So-phly, had one Spanish class first semester at the Burg where Taylor decided then and there they would be friends. Fast forward a couple years, and the two of them were laying on the beach of Punta Cana together. She enjoys recording important life moments, the biggest bear hugs, and her beloved Iowa Hawkeyes. Her role is to sprout Leslie Knope-esque support and wisdom.
Best Man
Justin Elwood, otherwise known as Dellwoody, has known Adam since he was an awkward high schooler. He has been at Adam's side through everything, including now marriage. He enjoys being better than Adam at disc golf, his two girls, and the Minnesota Twins. His role is to make sure Adam gets to the aisle.
Groomsman
Nathan Slegh, otherwise known as Mr. Slegh, has been deep in conversation with Adam since Hollandale Christian School days. Nate knows, perhaps better than anyone, how to appeal to Adam's logic brain. He enjoys playing Cards Against Humanity with Taylor, creating the next genius in his children, and beating Adam in Axis and Allies. His role is to provide analytical insight into marriage.
Groomsman
Michael Davidson, otherwise known as Mikey, deployed with Adam. He is best known for causing controversy and doing the most for a laugh. He enjoys getting kicked off Facebook, grilled meats, and an assortment of hunting. His role is to provide the sort of humor only he and Adam enjoy.
Groomsman
Mikkel Schwartz, otherwise known as Mikkey, has also lived through a deployment with Adam. Quiet and unassuming, Mikkel personifies the lone wolf type, including living with his parents. He enjoys getting lost in the Boundary Waters, fishing, and roasting Chad. His role is to keep Mike from saying offensive things.
Flower Girl
Hope Willowmia Muilenburg, otherwise known as Hopie, is Adam's niece. Hopie takes her role as flower girl very seriously and has already offered her parents' garden up for grabs. She enjoys being a princess, hanging out with grandma, and tagging along with her dad and uncles. Her role is to spread flowers and joy, by being herself.
Ring Bearer
Cooper John and Parker Dale Muilenburg, otherwise known as The Buddies, are Adam's twin nephews. They were a bit unsure of this ring bearer role, but once assured they weren't real bears, have agree to undertake the event. The twins enjoys Paw Patrol, causing trouble, and snacks. Their role is to not growl when they walk up the aisle.
Usher
Autumn Rae Muilenburg, otherwise known as a saint, is the first of Adam's nieces and nephews. After surviving teenage Adam, she now handles children better than him. She enjoys running for fun and also after her siblings, studying youth ministry at college, and minding all the animals at her house, her brothers included. Her role is to keep everyone in line like only she can.
Usher
John Merrill Jensen, otherwise known as Juan Migual, has been driving Taylor crazy since day 1. Taylor's little brother, yet bigger and stronger than she, has grown from an adorable troublemaker into a prodigious hunter and excellent driver. He enjoys using his goose call to make Taylor mad, winning at Fortnite, and making his truck dope. His role is to make sure everyone gets where they need to go, including himself.
Usher
Hunter Mark Muilenburg, otherwise know as Adam's mini me, is the first of Adam's nephews. Hunter has inherited his uncles good looks, fortunately, and unfortunately, his attitude as well. He enjoys drawing, witty commentary, and video games. His role is to delight old ladies with his manners.
Officiant
William Withers, otherwise known as the Professor with the Hawaiian shirts, met Taylor the first day of her college career and never quite shook her since. Taylor's professor and advisor during her Wartburg days, Bill is responsible for her degree, first job, relationship with her mother, and overall general sanity. A saint among men, he graciously agreed to usher Taylor into the next step of her life, and hopes that Adam deals with her meltdowns now. He enjoys his wife and two children in Iowa, gracing young people with his wisdom, and the St Louis Cardinals. His role is to perform the ceremony, and disperse life advice as needed.