FAQs
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What was your most awkward first date moment?
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Not knowing we were on a date in the first place. We turned a work mixer into a first date by taking up an entire table for the better part of three hours.
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What’s the most ridiculous thing you've argued about?
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Isiah - I just wanted to sleep on the couch because I was tooting too much. (First few weeks of dating + Lack of communication + Chronic overthinker = Crisis)
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What’s their most bizarre food habit?
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Tarrin - Will proceed to shove entire pieces of food into his mouth without cutting it up. (Entire cut of chicken) Isiah - ENOUGH FU**ing SWEET POTATOES - an unwillingness to eat chips (more than two or three, non healthy chips I might add)
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What’s their worst living habit you’ve learned to tolerate?
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Isiah - Socks...... everywhere... ... everywhere... oh ... and clothes... its called a hanger... Tarrin - Leaving plates in the sink with food on them. Diabolical.
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Subject A
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Also Known As: “Tyranitar, Tarmac, Tarnado, Tartersauce, lil T” “Do you like silence in the car?” “I'm cold, look at my fingers, mhmm” Strengths: ✔️ Can carry a conversation with a broom - very helpful when Partner B dissociates regularly. ✔️ Kindest human by a long shot ✔️ Can meal prep quite well - I'm well fed and reaching dad bod danger zone. Weaknesses: ❌ Believes leaving at 10am means 10:47am ❌ Leaves every bag in the pantry open, eats one or two crackers and proceeds to leave the rest to get stale ❌ Acts like mort from madagascar after midnight
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Subject B
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Also Known As: “Ice Queen, Izzy” “Can you bring me a towel?” “Hun, have you seen my eye drops/chapstick/keys/phone/wallet?” Strengths: ✔️ Can make pretty much anyone laugh - even if the timing is terrible. ✔️ Can fix almost anything - also can build almost anything. (keeps a pretty level head when building furniture with fiance = green flag) ✔️ Listens to Taylor Swift with me = biggest green flag Weaknesses: ❌ Will have a full-blown existential crisis when he can't find his chaptstick ❌ Will absolutely eat the leftovers you were saving ❌ Incredibly picky sleeper - needs room temperature perfect, pillows just right (this means four pillows stacked all around him like a fortress) fan going, ear plugs in, eye mask on, touching me just slightly but not too much or will become overstimulated. (Makes travelling very very very very hard **will bring his own pillow everywhere he physically can)
