Wedding Party
Travis Lear
Groom
Will try to sneak in the cats
Janine Talis
Bride
Wanted to have a tattoo artist at the wedding but Travis said no
Kate Rockenbach
Bridesmaid
After 300 hours, Kate received the "True Perfection" achievement on her Stardew Valley farm, only for her cats to block the cut scene.
Phu Van
Groomsman
Phu had planned to be the 13th person on the moon but due to a series of alarm clock failures and repeatedly misreading Florida Amtrak train schedules sadly remains earth-bound
Ali Burrell
Bridesmaid
Has personally helped to save Nancy Pelosi from protestors
Chris Nemerich
Groomsman
Brooke Bixler
Bridesmaid
Attended 30 weddings under 30
Justin Foreman
Groomsman
Is a huge Yankees fan!
Alex Nowalk
Bridesmaid
Met Stephen Curry and his family in the frozen food section at Walmart.
Craig Talis
Groomsman
Has traveled to Europe just to see a hockey game
Laura Talis
Bridesmaid
Most likely to own a capybara
Paul Talis
Groomsman
Has an 8:30p bedtime
Calliope and Georgie
Other
Left at home