Groom
A nerd about Pokémon, Digimon, Monster Hunter, One Piece, and etc.... Someone who's involved in taxes and "Yes I can help you with your taxes too".
Bride
A teacher looking for a job. HELP "Japan? Say less. Let's go"
Father of the Groom
A donut shop boss. "We also sell other pastries like croissants"
Mother of the Bride
A Buddhist who favors the son more.
Mother of the Groom
The best in the fam. Forget the men.
Wedding Planner
NOT FOR HIRE. I QUIT PLANNING AFTER THIS WEDDING
Best Man
Bro of the groom. "Hi"
Maid of Honor
Missed having KBBQ for 2 years. Damn, Peace Corps.
Groomsman
Golden retriever energy....
Bridesmaid
Boss of said gold retriever. Thank you for your service.
Groomsman
Gundam builder $50 per
Bridesmaid
A tech wiz. "No, get a new laptop. I don't fix for free"
Groomsman
“Stay gold Ponyboy, Stay Gold...”
Bridesmaid
A cousin once removed. Google it! It's not what you think.