Best Man
"I loved him first."
Maid of Honor
"Awkward thing is it was suppose to be me but Jacob just wanted to be friends."
Groomsman
"Just a big sleepy guy."
Bridesmaid
"A bottle of Malibu and someone's vuse is going to hate seeing me come tonight."
Groomsman
"I made a MILF"
Bridesmaid
"Shots and shotguns are a yes!"
Groomsman
"I couldn't make it to my wedding so I figured I'd make it to this one."
Bridesmaid
"I'm just here for the cake!"
Groomsman
"I came for the free food."
Bridesmaid
"Over the moon to see my brother marry the love of his life and welcome Summer as a sister; long live the Eikers!"
Ring Bearer
It's my parents so I have to be here.
Flower Girl
I am here to help the Ring Bear!