Maid of Honor
If a spider bite makes you Spider-Man, would you bite me so I can be Your-Man
Best Man
You sound busy but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
Best Man
Gravity is not a problem, even without it, I'm going to fall for your sweet smile
Bridesmaid
Do you believe in love at first sight - or should I walk by again?
Groomsman
I'm not gonna bother asking what your name is, but just know I'd rather call you mine
Bridesmaid
I may have my BA in English, but I've been told I'm pretty good with numbers too. How about you give me yours so I can prove it 😉
Groomsman
Did you by chance invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
Bridesmaid
If you were a pirate, would you put your parrot on this shoulder or that one (casually puts arm around other person)
Groomsman
Man, you heard about Pluto? That's messed up.
Bridesmaid
Are your parents beavers? Cause dammmmmm
Groomsman
Hey I lost my number, can I have yours
Bridesmaid
I'd take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.
Groomsman
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Bridesmaid
Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you