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August 3, 2019
Seattle, Washington
#noqualmthomastrongbomb

SCOOT AND KTIZPINK WOOHOO!

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No bad questions except ALL QUESTIONS ARE BAD ON WEDDING DAY
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Who is KT?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frog_Service

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Who is Scott?

Answer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfer_printing

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How many?

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4

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Where do I put it?

Answer

Spinal cord

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Who do I call?

Answer

Carl 441-142-1928

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Wherefor art thou?

Answer

Language is democratic—we vote with our words. Just as new words come into the language when we have new things to name or new concepts to describe, old words can drop from use. This usually happens for the opposite reason: an old technology is no longer used or the conception the word described has changed: yesterday’s aledraper is today’s bartender. Sometimes a word drops from use because of potential confusion. Language has a natural prejudice for clarity (usually, at least), and it’s easy to see why wherefore has an archaic ring to it. We know it best, of course, from Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? wherefore Juliet isn't asking where Romeo is—she's asking why he's Romeo.

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