Maid of Honor
Most likely to feed her dog beans so she doesn't have to eat them.
Best Man
Most likely to get gains while simultaneously filling in as the lead guitarist for Metallica.
Sister of the Groom
Most likely to be the first and only registered prairie dog nurse in the nation.
Brother of the Bride
Most likely to be the owner of a trampoline park.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to be featured in Southern Living Magazine.
Groomsman
Most likely to create a professional laser tag league in Albania.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to use dead animals in a prank war.
Groomsman
Most likely to create his own cigar company.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to wear a choker to a Blink-182 concert.
Groomsman
Most likely to dunk on the Pope.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to leave a convent.
Groomsman
Most likely to be the opener at ACL.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to create her own game show.
Groomsman
Most likely to spend his money he made in commercial real estate on TCA memorabilia.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to host her own marriage advice podcast.
Groomsman
Most likely to buy the Dallas Mavericks while wearing an exercise dress from Outdoor Voices.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to be mistaken for a kitty cat.
Groomsman
Most likely to have a life-size Corbin Bleu cutout in his house.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to squat 320lbs in High School.
Groomsman
Most likely to throw the game winning ball at the Hebron High School championship while grading papers for his 7th grade class at the exact same time.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to set fire to her Harry Potter books while listening to LANY and sipping her wine.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to be found eating a corndog with lots of ketchup.