Because Rae is prettier, and she touches his butt.
You are a monster and we will mock you relentlessly. But also, please bring a chair, and sandwich.
You're a terrible person, and we won't invite you to any more parties.
We expect the ceremony to be like pizza delivery - less than 30 minutes. The reception will be approximately 4 hours, and will end at 10PM.
At this time, we have no plans to make a blood sacrifice to the dark lord, as it is in direct violation of our rental agreement for the venue.
Probably. Frankly, we'd be disappointed if he didn't.
SURE! Bring enough to share with 80 people : )