Best Woman | Boston, MA
💜 Hold onto your tissues, folks! Meet Paige who has a tear duct switch that's permanently stuck in the "on" position – our emotional wizard, the Cancer defender of all things Boston sports, Beyoncé, and Russell. Get ready for a rollercoaster of feelings and fierce loyalties! Paige and Tim met in kindergarten and have been best friends ever since. She’s the annoying sibling he never had. There are multiple hilarious stories Tim could tell about Paige from kindergarten until now, but he doesn’t want payback in her wedding speech. If you see Paige attempting to do a cartwheel at the wedding, please stop her! While she usually plays Switzerland, maintaining a neutral stance, don't be fooled! When it comes to her beloved Russy, she transforms into one of the superpowers, ready to defend with a passion only matched by her love for a well-executed three-pointer. Today, as we celebrate this union, her presence isn't just important; it's non-negotiable. Like a Boston sports comeback, her friendship is a force to be reckoned with. The Grooms are indebted to you for your love and support since the beginning. ✨
Man of Honor | Philadelphia, PA
Introducing the man, the myth, the Taurus legend – the Man of Honor, Rhett! Rhett and Stephen's story unfolds in the hallowed halls of Howard University, specifically the 4th floor of Drew Hall – their humble beginnings, the breeding ground of their friendship. They were often hailed as the dynamic duo, the botty and bench, the Beyoncé and... well, who's Kelly anyway? The saga of Rhett and Stephen, however, was a tale of convincing – much like Rhett's knack for needing a 'why' for everything. Stephen's persistent knocks on the door of Drew Hall were like the Mean Girls of friendship building – "Stop trying to make fetch happen, Stephen. It's not going to happen." But oh, how it happened! Rhett, like a true Taurus, finally succumbed to the relentless charm, and the rest is history. Now let's talk about Rhett's punctuality – or lack thereof. If being fashionably late was an art form, Rhett would be the Kalo of tardiness. But fear not, because his ability to charm his way out of any time-related predicament is nothing short of impressive.🤣 Rhett has this uncanny ability to push Stephen's buttons in a way that only siblings can, but here's the twist – he always has Stephen’s back. Stephen and Tim are over the moon to have Rhett by their side; hopefully on time. Here's to the Taurus with a heart of gold, a charm that knows no bounds, and a friendship that's as solid as the Bull itself!
Groomswoman | Washington, DC
Her picture says it all!!! Meet the dazzling dynamo, the inquisitive mind, and the zodiac enigma rolled into one – our fabulous Groomswoman extraordinaire! 🌈A Cancer with a Scorpio-esque resolve, she's as inquisitive as they come, and tears have never dared to grace her presence. Tayo's the one who asks the questions others only think about, her wit is sharp enough to cut through any pre-wedding jitters. With her, every moment is an adventure, every laugh is a celebration, and every memory is a treasure. When it comes to Stephen and Tim, Dr. Tayo is like the RHOA cast defending their turf – unforgiving to anyone messing with her dear friends. It's one of the traits they value most, and we're all witnesses to the fortress of loyalty she's built around them. To the Groomswoman who turns ordinary moments into extraordinary memories, the Grooms can't wait to share this magical day with you! Let the cosmic celebration begin. Dr. Tayo by their side is more than an honor; it's a privilege. Here's to the friend who helps pass the tests of life and adds a touch of brilliance to every chapter. Cheers to you, Dr. Tayo!
Groomsman | Washington, DC
Introducing the Taurus titan, the Winterfell warrior, and the one and only Kevar, also known as Josiah Bartley – our stellar Groomsman who brings the bull-like strength and the grace of the North to our celebration! The House of Winterfell, Josiah is a Taurus force to be reckoned with. Much like the Stark motto, he embodies the strength and resilience that adds an unwavering foundation to our group. Taking a page from the legendary Electra from POSE, Josiah brings an electrifying energy to the scene, making every moment a fabulous affair. Stephen and Josiah’s friendship blossomed on the tennis courts, over steaming plates of oxtails, and discussions about fashion and the iconic Naomi Campbell. However, when it comes to tennis racquets, Josiah stands firm, refusing to bow to Stephen's suggestions – a Taurus trait in all its stubborn glory. Josiah's quiet demeanor is the perfect mystery. Behind that calm exterior is a friend who provides a light, melancholic air – throwing shade, cackling at banter, and making every moment memorable. Josiah's no-drama, no-nonsense attitude is the perfect blend for this group, adding the right amount of grounded energy to balance our cosmic chaos. The Grooms are absolutely delighted to have this Taurus powerhouse by their side, bringing strength, grace, and a touch of Winterfell's stoic nobility to our celebration!
Groomswoman | Washington, DC Area
Dive into the ocean of charm and kindness as we introduce the enchanting Piscean, our beloved Groomswoman, Jodi! Jodi and Stephen’s friendship traces its roots back to the halls of Meridian Hill Hall, where they took on the noble duty of student and resident assistants during their sophomore year. (Remember those college days, plotting and scheming to get our guests in when visitation wasn't authorized?) Ah, the rebellious spirit of youth! From those clandestine adventures, Jodi and Stephen’s friendship blossomed into something far greater. Jodi became a constant presence through the various seasons of Stephen's life, proving that some friendships are truly timeless. Jodi is undeniably supportive of Stephen and Tim's love story, and her bond with Tim sometimes has Stephen shooting charming, joking looks her way. She's not just a loyal friend; she's the voice of reason and the mirror you might not want to see or hear, but that is undoubtedly her superpower. Here's to the Groomswoman who embodies Pisces compassion, loyalty, and the ability to navigate the depths of emotions. Cheers to Jodi – the supportive force, the confidante, and the friend who's been there through every season.
Groomswoman | Lowndes County, GA
Hold on to your hats, folks, because here comes the one and only "Killa" – our sensational Groomswoman with Scorpio vibes straight outta Mississippi (Biloxi Baby)! 🦂 Known for her Southern Belle charm and enough courage to tell those they don’t have the courage. Stephen and Elicia’s story began with the universal hello at work – the Black people's secret handshake, if you will. Little did Stephen know, from that simple greeting, a friendship would blossom, and Elicia would become one of his closest allies. And let's set the record straight: this Southern Belle is definitely not CAT; she's all about that C for courage! (P.s that is the only one we remember from your speech). 🐈⬛ We may not see this mom of three often, but when it matters the most, she's present. It's like she has a sixth sense for when her friends need her the most. Elicia, our eternal cheerleader, has always been there for Stephen and Tim, almost to a "fall" (wink, inside joke). Our time in the icy tundra of Boston may have been short, but the bond we forged is forever. Here's to the Groomswoman who embraces the title of "Killa" with grace, and graces us with her presence. Cheers to you, Elicia, for being the Southern Belle we never knew we needed! 🤎
Groomswoman | Boston, MA
Step into the spotlight, everyone, and behold the Scorpio enchantress, the Selfie Queen herself – Ramona, AKA Mona! Flashback to 2002 – the era of popcorn adventures at AMC Theatres, where Mona and Tim first crossed paths and were terrorizing their co-workers. Who would've thought that endless kernels of buttery delight would pave the way for over two decades of friendship? Popcorn truly has the power to pop unexpected bonds! Mona and Tim's friendship has weathered the sands of time, enduring the sweet and salty moments that life throws their way. Their laughter is a force of nature, unstoppable and infectious. The two culprits often find themselves in fits of uncontrollable mirth whenever they reunite. Mona, the bringer of positive vibes and the keeper of Scorpio tendencies, illuminates every room she enters. Her spirit is a beacon of joy, casting a radiant glow that Tim and Stephen are over the moon to have close by on their wedding day. So here's to the Groomswoman who captures every moment in the lens of laughter, the Scorpio enchantress who adds a touch of mystery to our festivities. Cheers to Mona – the Selfie Queen and timeless friend who brings joy wherever she goes! #SelfieQueenMona 📷
Groomsman | Washington, DC Area
Introducing the maestro of "I told you so," the Cancer with a penchant for being right, and the reigning champion of all things competitive – our spectacular Groomsman, Ryan! 🏆 Born under the sign of the crab, Ryan's not just a Cancer; he's the undefeated champ when it comes to arguing his point. Whether it's a casual board game or a heated debate about the best pizza toppings, his extreme competitive spirit sparks flames hotter than a summer barbecue. 🔥 Now, how did this cosmic connection begin? Well, Ryan and Stephen's friendship blossomed over shared admiration for Serena Williams' unmatched tennis prowess and a mutual love for lavish fur coats that could rival a Hollywood red carpet. It's safe to say, when it comes to style and sports, they've always been a dynamic duo. As we approach the grand celebration of Stephen and Tim's big day, it's impossible not to acknowledge the unsung hero behind the scenes – our competitive connoisseur, Ryan. Your friendship is a treasure, and your dedication to making this day perfect is truly appreciated. Let the games begin, and may victory be forever in your favor! The Grooms couldn’t be more elated to have Ryan by their side. 💙
Groomswoman | Orange County, CA
Gather around, fabulous souls, and meet the epitome of Libra charm and positive vibes – our dazzling Groomswoman, Lita! Lita and Stephen’s friendship sparked in the magical realm of Tulum, where three words held the key: Tulum, Tequila, and Positive (vibes). From that moment, it was clear that Lita was destined to be more than just a friend – she was a kindred spirit on this wild journey called life. Bonding over Paella in Barcelona, surviving the chaos of Trinidad Carnival, and even embarking on a rescue and recovery mission in Mexico – Lita has been the partner in crime through it all. She's not just a Groomswoman; she's the unsung hero of every adventure. Always showing up but never on time, Lita adds her unique sense of timing to the grooms’ lives. Her intentions are as pure as the blue skies over Tulum, and her understanding nature makes her the pillar of support everyone needs. Lita roots for love, and her presence in the group is a welcomed joy. She's the one who believes in the power of positive energy, and her infectious spirit turns every moment into a celebration. Here's to the Groomswoman who embodies the Libra attributes of balance, charm, and love. Cheers to you, Lita – the queen of positive vibes and the guardian angel of our adventures! ✨
Groomswoman | Palm Springs, CA
🖤 Meet Lanae, the enigmatic Groomswoman who gives Wednesday Addams a run for her gloomy aesthetic while effortlessly rocking that Aquarian mystique! 💀♒️ From the time Stephen was a bobblehead and a cross-country gazelle in high school, Lanae has been by his side; the ultimate partner in crime since their teenage years. 🕸️ Lanae and Stephen's friendship goes way back to the days when Stephen was merely a skinny silhouette navigating the high school halls. Fast forward to now, and their bond has weathered the storms of adolescence, evolving into a partnership that can only be described as iconic. Whether it's plotting mischief or sharing a laugh, Lanae is the perfect blend of Coraline-esque uniqueness and Wednesday-like loyalty. Lanae's presence is not just appreciated; it's essential. Her dark humor, loyalty thicker than cobwebs, and kindness that shines through the shadows are reasons enough to have her around. In a world of mundane, Lanae brings a touch of Tim Burton magic to our lives. So here's to the Lanae who's been there since the bobblehead days, adding a touch of darkness to our festivities. Lanae, with your loyalty, quick wit, and undeniable charm, the Grooms wouldn't want this celebration any other way. Cheers to the partner in crime who's here to stay! 🖤
Groomswoman | Los Angeles, CA
Presenting the cosmic wanderer, the queen of health and wellness vibes – Mia, our spirited Sagittarius Groomswoman. Mia and Tim's friendship traces back over 15 years, a saga that unfolded in the lively city of Boston. In those late 2000s, you'd catch them at parties, restaurants, malls, movies, and various other shenanigans typical of the late teens/early twenties crowd. Mia's signature move? Dressing for the club like she had a perpetual job interview – because, fashion statements! Now, let's reminisce about that one unforgettable night when Mia, in all her Sagittarian glory, misread the room vibes entirely. Instead of bidding farewell, she confidently ordered more tacos, unleashing a cascade of surprises – chocolates, air mattresses, and, well, some secrets that shall forever remain between us. Oh, the joys of spontaneous Sagittarius escapades! Whenever Tim and Stephen venture to LA, the anticipation to catch up with Mia reaches its peak. Her vibrant energy and spontaneous escapades add a unique flair to every gathering. They couldn't be happier to have Mia join in the celebration of their love – tacos, surprises, and all! 💕
Groomsman | New York, NY
Hold on to your hats, folks, because we've got the Gemini sensation, the mischief-maker, and the one and only Gareth – our dynamic Groomsman and Stephen's younger brother! As different as Scorpio and Gemini can be astrologically, Gareth and Stephen have always found common ground in the chaos of brotherhood. Gareth, the lively Gemini, and Stephen, the intense Scorpio, have shared a cosmic dance of differences and similarities. Oh, the tales of their brotherly dynamic! From the younger brother always getting what he wanted to Stephen being relieved he no longer has to endure the endless loop of Caillou, Barney, or the Matrix – Gareth's childhood tactics were indeed strategic. No more forced reruns for Stephen; today is all about celebrations! In their adulthood, the roles have flipped, and the mischief has calmed down (or so we think). However, there's one memory that still echoes in Stephen's mind – the yellow Gameboy heist. Gareth managed to escape both parental wrath and a whooping for that caper. But hey, all jokes aside, Stephen is genuinely thrilled to have his mini-me by his side on this special day. Cheers to the Groomsman who brings the Gemini charm, the mischievous spirit, and the timeless bond of brotherhood to our celebration. 🤗 (P.S. Gareth, you still owe me that Gameboy. Let's not forget the debts of childhood!)
Groomswoman | Washington, DC Area
🌟 Gather 'round, everyone! Meet the fabulous Aprill thee Willis, our resident Piscean confidante and Stephen and Tim's unwavering rock. Despite Aprill’s RBF, she’s one of the most thoughtful, caring, and "will give you the shirt off her back" friends you'll ever meet. She's the kind of friend who not only asks, "How can I help?" but will also hold you accountable if you don't check in within 72 hours. Aprill supports us as a couple so much that we have a running joke that we’re in a throuple. Had Stephen and Aprill found each other at Howard, they'd probably be each other's only friend – not because they're anti....... people, but because their shared language of RBF and tone delivery issues would have formed an unbreakable bond the way it has now. It's like a secret society where the only password is a well-executed eye-roll. Stephen and Tim are beyond thrilled to have Aprill by their side, and they appreciate her egregious use of constructive feedback as much as her unwavering support. Here's to the Groomswoman who adds a touch of sarcasm, a dash of accountability, and a whole lot of heart to our celebration! ❤️
Groomsman | Los Angeles, CA
Brace yourselves for the force that is Tristan – our Groomsman with Scorpio attributes that could rival the mysteries of the universe! Stephen and Tristan’s journey began as a traveling "brotherhood," navigating the depths of Atlanta and discovering the hidden gems only true friends can unveil. Their friendship might have started with a superficial introduction, but soon enough, Tristan and Stephen were vocal frying and cackling their way into each other's hearts. It's like they found their own secret language, and the adventures they embarked upon made their bond unbreakable. With intentions as pure as the Scorpio's sting, Tristan brings a little mess and drama for flair and seasoning – like a master chef in the kitchen of life. He's the friend who adds just the right amount of spice to keep things interesting. Tristan's honesty is as sharp as a Scorpio's tail, demanding accountability without judgment. If you ever hear that distinctive "for me," rest assured someone's either getting judged or Tristan’s spilling tea. 🦂 Here's to the Groomsman who navigates the depths of friendship with intensity, embraces the messiness of life with flair, and demands accountability with a sprinkle of drama. Cheers to you, Tristan, the drama king who always makes us smile. The Grooms are so happy to share this moment with you. 🥰
Groomsman | Washington, DC
Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves for the man with the intensity of a Scorpio and the loyalty of the best dragon in Game of Thrones with the relentlessness of Aria Stark – our fierce and fearless Groomsman, Chris! Picture this: Chris, like the best dragon in Westeros, breathes fire with a loyalty that's unparalleled. Whether it's defending the realm or standing by his friends, he's the mythical creature that everyone wishes they had in their corner. 🐉 Chris, Stephen and Tim’s friendship, forged in the fires of time and strengthened over the procurement and acquisitions of libations, goes way back. From the days of singing "Sweet Caroline" at the top of their lungs to their treks to Providence and now DC, Chris has been there every step of the way. His relationship with the Grooms isn't just friendship; it's family – a bond as unbreakable as Valyrian steel. What makes Chris truly admirable is his ability to jump in headfirst, no questions asked, to defend his friends. Today, as we celebrate the union of two souls, the Grooms couldn't be happier to have Chris by their side. Here's to the Groomsman who brings the fire, the loyalty, and the fabulousness to every celebration. Cheers to you, Chris – the dragon we didn't know we needed! 🔥