Best Man
Joe 's best friend from college. A brother from another mother.
Groomsperson
Joe's sister and long time rival. Somehow ended up liking each other in the end.
Bridesmaid
Met Joe while shaving her legs via Skype. Steph's friend from college. She still doesn't remember the first time they met.
Bridesmaid
Stranger from the internet, but are now friends. Steph dropped her first born on her head. Still Friends.
Bridesmaid
One time at sleep-away camp, Steph made a friend.
Officiant
Steph's cousin. Made us an unofficial Aunt and Uncle. Somehow convinced her to marry us.
Furbaby of the couple
With his good looks and "perfect" genetics, somehow wiggled his way into the hearts of the bride and groom.