Bridesmaid
We swept movie theater floors together and then our own apartment floors as roomies. We have experienced so much together as friends for 15 years. She is the weirdo to my weirdness and always my first person to discuss trashy reality shows with! She is my F forever!
Bridesmaid
She claims I was rude to her on her first day as a school counselor but I don't believe it! Lace Face is truly a gem of a best friend, my favorite person to FaceTime, and the one who will always just get me. We will be doing our first dance to High School Musical's We're Breaking Free so be prepared to shed tears.
Bridesmaid
Murray and I met at our favorite job Mellow Mushroom and haven't stopped being besties since. My ride or die to go embarrass ourselves at concerts or hang out and watch Lifetime movies with a side of a nap. Our dedication to movie theater popcorn and Cherry Vanilla Coke know no bonds and our Snapchat streak is probably our most impressive accomplishment in life.
Bridesmaid
Brittney and I met as the two people trying to sit as far away as possible from the front of the class on our first day getting our Masters and our friendship went from there. While working together you could find one of us in each others office 9 times out of 10. She is the person who a quick 10 minute phone call always takes 2 hours and she sure is comical!
Groomsman
Scott once said "I was surprised I was ok with you playing on my hockey team, because I always needed to be the best player on the team". Well Ol' Scooter and I would go on to have a friendship that would span multiple hockey teams, states, and career paths. There isn't another person that has kept me motivated throughout the years, whether it was renovating a house back in the Winkler Days, doing P90X at Scott's House of Muscles, or just hanging out with each other's family. There is the one time he hit me in the face with a hockey puck...but other than that he's pretty much my best friend.
Groomsman
The best quote about Chris is "I had fun once, it was terrible". We were raised together as cousins, but more like brothers and there are too many stories to tell about everything we have been through. I am really hoping he is the one Groomsmen that will bring a White Castle Crave Case to the wedding, as our mutual love of food knows no bounds; second only to hockey, and our pets. Please bring your dog to the wedding after-party, as Chris would like to pet it. P.S. He is missing his front teeth. Just thought everyone should know so you don't stare.
Groomsman
Born Destin Crosby, but because he misspelled my last name and the wrong "favorite sports team" I haven't let him forget it. But we are just two Zaddies, living in a Daddy world..and that really describes our friendship...the perfect mix of comedy that really makes us each other's target audience! Whether it's coming over and putting rotors and brakes on my truck, weekly "family" cookouts with some bomb ass BBQ, movie/GoT nights, and standing up in his wedding as well, Destin is always someone I have been able to count on.
Groomsman
Eddie D, Pots and Pans, Grits and Gravy. Edward is a 55 year old accountant in a 24 year olds body, and the best damn State Farm agent this side of the Mississippi. When we started working together we naturally formed a long lasting friendship. The "dark horse" pick of my groomsmen, but one of the most genuine people I know. Edward has always been a driving force in ensuring I keep a jolly attitude in the face of any tough situation! Truly like a good neighbor, Edward is there!