Roses are red Farmers drive trucks Getting married during a pandemic Really sucks. In all seriousness, THANK YOU for even considering coming to our wedding. Here's what you need to know: 1. It's all outdoors, so feel free to social distance your asses off or to whatever level you are comfortable with. 2. We will have beer and wine! Dinner will be a buffet. 3. There are no seating assignments in order to allow everyone to spread out however they want. 4. We thought about making it a costume party, but don't worry, you can still wear a mask if you want to. 5. The venue is a large space for outdoor sports like mini golf, volleyball, basketball, tennis, etc. In other words, this is very casual. Bring sneakers and have fun. 6. Call us crazy, but we are attempting to go zero waste (or close to it) for the reception. We are bringing our own plates and cutlery, which will all be squeaky clean and pandemic proofed. 7. Just come and have fun. 8. Second marriage...no registry needed. 9. RSVP on this website by September 5, 2020! Please and thank you!