Rule #1: No farting under the covers. Farting anywhere else is fine, even if the smell is enough to make the other person pass out. Rule #2: In case of emergency, grab the dog first and let the others fend for themselves. Rule #3: Always overreact to the other one's driving. Especially when Curt is behind the wheel. Rule #4: No phones on walks, this is our time with the dog. Unless Steff's mom calls. Rule#5: Always leave one carrot Rule #6: Leave no pimple unpopped Rule #7: Celebrate the quirks. "I'll get the pole out of the crawlspace!" Rule #7: Kiss and make up at the end of the day