Adam & Stephanie
Wedding Party
Samantha Russo
Maid of Honor
Sister of the Bride
David Lloyd
Best Man
2X Winter Olympian in skeleton. Infamous for tearing his spandex during 1998 Olympic trials. Finished the race bear ass and unknowingly mooned modern society during medal ceremony. -AKA: Stank Booty
Graham Lloyd
Best Man
Little brother of groom. No known life achievements. -AKA: Who Cares
Loren Fitzgibbon
Bridesmaid
Best Friend of the Bride
Michael Stubeck
Groomsman
Raised by giraffes in the Serengeti. Changed the game of water polo by being able to stand in the pool. Credited with making the former Soviet Union dissolve after he single handedly beat them 21-0 in the 1991 world championship. -AKA: Giraffe Boy
Kerry Alford
Bridesmaid
Best Friend of the Bride
Patrick O'Connor
Groomsman
Captain of the 1994 Irish sailing team. Remembered for falling asleep during a race and sailing 600 miles in the wrong direction, never the less the team has continued celebrating their completion of the race to this day. -AKA: Master Debater
Kaitlyn Sardo
Bridesmaid
Best Friend of the Bride
Tim Gillen
Groomsman
Recognized as the best doubles badminton player of his era. His career was cut short after he jumped in a river after winning the 1997 European open and somehow shattered both his heels. -AKA: Too Much
Kevin Leahy
Bridesman
Best Friend of the Bride
Nicole Burton
Bridesmaid
Best Friend of the Bride
Dave Hochbaum
Groomsman
6 X world chess champion. Best known for winning the the Turkish chess championship in 1998 using only his bishops. -AKA: Designated Hitter
Sarah Boehning
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the Bride
Michael Bedross
Groomsman
World record holder for free diving. Once declared deceased after after staying under the water for 36 minutes during the 2007 free diving championship. When he resurfaced the event was over and he had to convince the event organizers that he was still in fact alive. -AKA: Bedrock
Madilyn Boehning
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the Bride