Black Tie. Suit up.
Yes, Pine Hollow is where Jeff got Bar Mitzvah-ed. This was a complete coincidence. Pictures available upon request.
No, Jeff didn't invite Steph to his Bar Mitzvah, or the other way around. We're only slightly salty those photos don't exist.
For the last time (but probably not): Yes, we grew up in the same town. Yes, we were in the same grade. Yes, we knew each other. No, we never dated in high school. No, we weren't friends, just friendly. Yes, we were just as surprised about all this as you were. And the answer to your last question is Hinge.
Never fear: We're allowing ourselves one song, and only one song.