Maid of Honor
Really loves gnomes.
Bridesmaid
Her birthstone is a block of cheese.
Bridesmaid
The average height of the American woman.
Bridesmaid
Watch her whip, watch her nae nae.
Best Man
This was his first and last time pumping gas.
Groomsman
The mayor of Kutztown. Loves to finger paint.
Groomsman
Voted “Best Hair” in high school and “Best Mustache” today.
Groomsman
Owner and operator of the Russ-taurant.
Officiant
Helen Keller’s #1 fan.