Spencer & Erin
Wedding Party
Spencer Smith
Groom
- The funny one - Lips like Santa Claus - "Oy oy oy" - Answers tough questions with "I'm Emotional" - Tobacco user (2010 - Sept. 26, 2020) - President of the Olive Garden fan club
Erin Crawford
Bride
- Thinks she's the funny one - Burps louder than a train horn - Has the best Day 5 hair out there - Hasn't witnessed midnight since '08 - Says "what should I wear" 365 times a year. - Weirdly gets ghetto for no reason whatsoever - Big Ja Rule fan
Dallas Wilson
Best Man
- Will forsure freestyle in his best man's speech - Harriest chest in the biz - Can dance entire NYSNC "Bye Bye Bye" - Is annoyingly good at everything
Emily Crawford
Maid of Honor
- The artistic/ creative/ crafty/ all things witty and cute sister - Can fit her fist in her mouth - Ask her to do the Atomic Dog at the reception
Tim Harris
Groomsman
- As a kid he beat me up regularly - Avid air drummer - Goes by moon dog
Stephanie Fries
Bridesmaid
- Oldest and farthest friend (traveled from Japan to be here!) - Killer at long distance relationships - Enables Erin's addiction to s'mores - Not much to call her out on, cuz she's so dang sweet and perfect!
Michael Kennedy
Groomsman
- He has been 45 years old since he was 7 - Big visor guy - Trump 2020 - Goes by Keto Mike
Emily Pack
Bridesmaid
- Skincare extraordinaire and contour queen - Jigwater Swamp Monster (if ya know, you know) - Can finish a whole Little Caesars Hot N Ready solo
Jordan Kassel
Groomsman
- Will be late to this wedding - We once got in a HUGE fight over shoes - Went through a weird streaking phase
Meredith Large
Bridesmaid
- Cousin, AOII sister <3 - Family bartender - Will probably try to take over as DJ at the reception
Ben Miller
Groomsman
- Shaves his chest - Can out-pushup people, coooool - Trump Jr. 2024
Ashley Christian
Bridesmaid
- College Rooms - Not afraid to have a dance party - First lady of Cardinal Club
Mac Wortham
Groomsman
- Thinks he looks like Channing Tatum - Has never won in our fantasy football league ever - If was on Survivor, he would cry and quit first
Karly Martin
Bridesmaid
- Can probably drink more Miller Lites than you - An actual ray of sunshine sent from above - If it requires pants, count her out
Chapman Silander
Groomsman
- Big casino guy R.I.P. the boat - Frat - "Hey can I hit your Juul?"
Ashley Wallace
Bridesmaid
- Future sis-in-law! - Teaches aerial silks, yes like ribbons from the ceiling, suspended in the air, badA type ish - Her dog wears nicer clothes than Spencer
Lanny Fuller
Groomsman
- Sunglasses indoors type of guy - Prefers to DJ everytime around a fire - This potato gonna potate
Shelby Hill
Bridesmaid
- Will be with us in spirit on the actual wedding day, since she is due with her second baby boy just a few days prior :) - Enables Erin's margarita and patio sitting addiction - Sunroofs + Sundy Best
Jordan Hayes
Usher
- Doesn't drink unless it's shots - Supports Spencer's Olive Garden addiction - Has 50 pairs of shoes
Logan Rose
Usher
- Original granola guy - Loves to ride his razor scooter - Thinks Tom Brady is over-rated
Austin Koester
Usher
- If one of the seven dwarfs, he gets grumpy - Owner of Mackeye, best dog ever - Koestercompany.com check it out
Benjamin Rich
Usher
- Record collection is better than yours - Grew up eating pretzels and playing blitz on N64 - Barely worse than Spencer at every sport