Maid of Honor
We're inseparable ever since this bad girl approached me at civic center bart station. Some people think we're related because we're always together.
Best Man
This guy is the older, darker, and angrier version of me. He's been annoying me since day one.
Bridesmaid
My Korean partner in crime. The girl who can hang and drinks with me the most. She my soju giiirrrlll.
Groomsman
Till this day, I still smash him in Super Smash Bros on N64.
Bridesmaid
My D-rail, D-money moves, and D-thang. This baby girl always make me laugh with every move that she makes. STIR FRYY OOOKURRRRRR.
Groomsman
You'll see a drink in Paul's hand 9 out of 10 times, he don't stop for no one
Bridesmaid
She was a b*tch at first sight but you know what? She was like that because she luhhhhh me! Love this crazy beezy.
Groomsman
Acts like a big brother but just as immature as me
Bridesmaid
This girl keeps me together from all the craziness. My purest chin han chingoo. Sarang haeee
Groomsman
Who's the most difficult person you'll ever meet? This guy named Vinh