Wedding Party
Isabella Ardizzi
Maid of Honor
I’m Bella, one of Sophie’s co-maids of honor and one of Thomas’s high school bullies. I’m so honored to get to stand by my big sister’s side during this time: knowing her has inspired me to do so much, like move seven states away and lie about us being related whenever I can. It means so much to me that she told me I had to be one of her maids of honor; there’s no one else I’d want to grudgingly accept orders from. And Thomas is here too. Yay wedding!
Ava Ardizzi
Maid of Honor
I’m Ava, one of Sophie’s co-maids of honor and one of Thomas’s high school bullies. I’m so honored to get to stand by my big sister’s side during this time: knowing her has inspired me to do so much, like visit more important people on breaks and lie about us being related whenever I can. It means so much to me that she told me I had to be one of her maids of honor; there’s no one else I’d want to grudgingly accept orders from. And Thomas is here too. Wedding!
Jack Heibeck
Best Man
I’m John/Jack/Justpickoneandstickwithit. I’m Thomas’s brother and one of his groomsmen. I’d like to personally thank my brother for finally marrying Sophie so that I can properly call her my sister-in-law instead of explaining the whole situation every time the pair comes up in conversation. You’re a real pal for that, bro. For real though, I’m very lucky to have such a good relationship with both the groom and the bride, and I’m happy I get to help them make this moment as special as possible. It means a lot that out of the two readily-available people Thomas had to serve as groomsmen that I was at least picked second.
Brandon Raglow
Best Man
I’m Brandon, co-best man and the only one not related to Thomas or Sophie which means they didn’t feel obligated to include me and therefore love me of my own merit. I’ve known Thomas and Sophie the shortest amount of time of anyone in the Bridal party, but some would argue that the time spent has been the most meaningful. Not me though. Thomas and I were roommates for four years. I have calculated the date on which Thomas and Sophie will have lived together longer than Thomas and I and I have cleared my schedule to weep silently by myself for what is lost.
Bailey McCausland
Officiant
Hi, I’m Bailey, the wedding officiant and Thomas’ middle school bully. I’m incredibly honored to be officiating the wedding of two of my oldest friends! After years of forcing Thomas to be my friend I’m so grateful for the opportunity to fulfill my lifelong dream and co-host a roast of Thomas with Sophie! Be prepared to laugh and cry (happy tears only) because their love is one to be celebrated and I am so excited to be a part of their day!